Emergency at the Flower Shop

I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for a friend
The clerk was putting the finishing touches on my bouquet order
A young man burst through the door
He breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses
“I’m sorry,” the clerk said
“This Girl just ordered our last bunch”
The desperate customer turned to me and begged
“May I please have those roses?”
“What happened?” I asked
“Did you forget your wedding anniversary?”
“It’s even worse than that,” he confided
“My wife’s a redhead and I broke her hard drive!”

She Can’t Sign On To TWITTER!

So i left hey if i would have sold him the Roses he would not have learned anything

Liz Vicious