Thursday, May 24, 2018

Something to Help Men Understand what a Woman MEAN!

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Men, just to make sure we are clear on the language of women 
  1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.
  2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don’t be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it’s your turn to help do things around the house.
  3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1).
  4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
  5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing . (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
  6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
  7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you – do not question or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
  8. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “what’s wrong” – for the woman’s response refer to #3.
  9. I’ll drive: this either means she is questioning your manhood, or she is (rightly) scared to death of your Richard Petty impersonation
  10. Are watching (insert sport here) again? It’s chore jar time
  11. Sure, you can buy that. Refer to #6
  12. Come here: you are a puppy
  13. You never listen: you never listen. Prepare for #5
  14. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying “FUCK YOU!”
This has been a Liz Vicious Service Announcement



Let’s Recap and i added a few more things ALL MEN SHOULD LEARN

We need     I want

It’s your decision     The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want     You’ll pay for this later

We need to talk     I need to complain

Sure…go ahead     I don’t want you to.

I’m not upset     Of course I’m upset, you moron.

You’re…so manly     You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You’re certainly attentive tonight.     Is sex all you ever think about?

I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting!     I’m on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights.     I have flabby thighs.

Hang the picture there     No, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise     I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me?     I’m going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me?     I did something today you’re really not going to like..


I’ll be ready in a minute.     Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat?     Tell me I’m beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate.     Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!?     [Too late, you’re dead.]


Yes     No

No     No

Maybe     No

I’m sorry.     You’ll be sorry.

I’m not yelling!     Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

In answer to the question “What’s wrong?”

The same old thing.     Nothing.

Nothing.     Everything.

Everything.     My PMS is acting up.

Nothing, really.     It’s just that you’re such an asshole.

I don’t want to talk about it.     Go away, I’m still building up evidence against you.

Can’t we just be friends?     There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.

I just need some space     …without you in it

Can you help me with my homework?     If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.

Do I look fat in this dress?     We haven’t had a fight in a while


No, pizza’s fine     Cheap bastard (Unless your talking to me I love Pizza lol)

I just do not want a boyfriend now     I just do not want (you as a) boyfriend

I don’t know; what do you want to do     I can’t believe that you have nothing planned

I don’t really mind where we eat     ….As long as it’s the place I’ve already decided on


I like you but…     I don’t like you

You never listen     You never listen

We’re moving too quickly     I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend

I’ll be ready in a minute     I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.

Oh Yes! Right there     Well, near there; I just want to get this over with


I’m just going out with the girls     We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends

There’s no one else     I am doing your brother

Size doesn’t count…     unless I want an orgasm

Liz Vicious “I’m Just a Girl Who Can’t Say NO!”

It ain’t so much, a question, of not, knowing what to do I’ve known what’s right and wrong since i’ve been ten I’ve heard a lot of stories, and i reckon, that they’re true About how girls are put upon by men.

I know i mustn’t fall into the pit But when i’m with a fellar i forget
Don’t.. Stop,don’t, don’t …stop Don’t…stop….don’t, don’t stop

I’m just a girl who can’t say no I’m in a terrible fix I always say hey come on le'ts go Just when i oughta say nix
When a person tries to kiss a girl I know she oughta give his face a smack But as soon as someone kisses me I somehow sorta wanna kiss him back
I’m just a fool when lights are low I can’t be prissy and quaint I ain’t the type that can faint How can i be what i ain’t I cant sayyy no
Don’t…stop, don’t, don’t stop Don’t…stop, don’t-
Whatcha gonna do when a fella gets flirty, Starts to talk dirty? Whatcha gonna do? Supposin’ that he says that your lips are like cherries, Roses or berries?
Whatcha gonna do? Supposin’ that he says that you’re sweeter than cream And he’s gotta have cream all day? Whatcha gonna do when he talks that way, huh? Spit in his eye?
*spit*
I’m just a fool who can’t say no Kissin’s my favorite food With or without the mistletoe Hey i’m in a holiday mood
Other girls play coy and hard to catch But other girls ain’t having any fun Everytime i lose that wrestling match I have a funny feeling that i’ve won

Though i can feel the undertow I never make a complaint Till its too late for restraint Then when i want to i can’t I can’t sayyyyyy oh no
Don’t stop…don’t, don’t stop Don’t stop…don’t, don’t stop Don’t…stop…don’t, don’t stop x2 Don’t stop…don’t, don’t stop x2

I can’t say no oh oh no oh oh no ohoh no no no no yeah Yeah….. Yes yes yes 

Liz Vicious  a Girl who Can't Say No!





Thursday, May 17, 2018

The All Powerful 4chan Hackers Hard At Work

The All Powerful 4chan Hackers hard at work
I did not feel like making a new header for this But you get the idea lol




Hackers Hanging out on 4chan /b/
A Liz Vicious Service Announcement
OH come on you know this is funny 4chan /b/ lol 

Liz Vicious LMFAO!











































Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Liz Vicious Presents The Answer to How To Become A Porn Star?

The Answer to How To Become A Porn Star?


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Liz Vicious 
OK after getting 1000’s of people asking me this over the years I hope this will
help.

How To Become A Porn Star?

How It Really Works & How To Get Involved

Many people write to ask how they can become a porn star or to produce porn. The following is an article on the topic so that this information can be shared with anyone interested. The first thing I want to say is that we do not hire MALE porn actors so please do not contact us asking for a job.

Is It Right For You?

The core issue that must first be addressed is if it is “right” for someone to do. This is certainly a choice that one should come to on their own terms. What I do recommend is that if you are considering it, you of course need to be over 18 in the USA to even contemplate it.
Timing For Making The Decision
However, beyond chronological age it is important to think about the choices that you have made in the past to make sure you are using the best judgment for this huge, often life altering decision. If you feel good about the choices you have made in the past and feel confident in your decision making skills and maturity level then perhaps you are in a “good place” to make the best choice now. However, if you look back on your life with mountains of regret and feel that many of your choices ended-issues and then revisit this decision. The porn industry is a business and the actors or “talent” in it are often not provided with much consideration. Unless one becomes an “A-list” actor then most often the money is not much and you are asked to perform much more intense sexual acts like double anal penetration and group sex. It may be a better choice to try and volunteer as an assistant or “Fluffer” before you dive in the deep end. For those of you who don’t know, a “Fluffer” is someone who stimulates the actors (mainly males) to aid them in maintaining their erection for scenes. You should also know that most likely you will be asked to perform with both sexes so those who are homophobic may want to think this through more carefully. Also remember that most likely your family and friends will find out about it and it may impact your ability to get a job in the future. We all know about Vanessa Williams and her Playboy fiasco… just think what a potential boss for an public relations or grade school teacher will think if they find out about your porn history. If you have or plan on having kids you need to take into consideration that while you may be able to explain to them what you do as a good choice for you, the other parents, teachers and kids may not and
your child may have to face the stigma of their parent being a porn actor.
These are just a few of the things you need to think about before jumping into the porn industry as it is important to make a well thought out decision about something that can be potential controversial for you in various aspects of your life.

How Hard Is It To Be A Porn Actor?

It is very challenging to become a professional porn actor so if you are serious about making a career out of this be ready to really work for your shot at it. You should also note that is much more difficult for men than it is for women. However, women too are often shocked at how hard it is for them to get involved with
a legitimate company and get paid well. For men, you have a very small chance at becoming a successful porn star and if you are only willing to do heterosexual scenes your chances are reduced even more. Amateur Porn Vs. Professional Porn-
It is obviously much easier to become an amateur porn actor than it is to be a highly paid professional porn actor. If you want to sell content to people, make sure to only send a small sample and have a contract and asking price ready. The best way to know what the industry is like is to spend a lot of time researching
content buyers, distributors and don’t forget the legal aspects of all of this.
These days it seems that many people take their home movies to the web. Of course selling them on their own site takes some eCommerce business savvy.
Men Who Want To Be Porn Stars

Although living in California helps, it is not the old real estate adage of Location, Location, Location that will make it possible for you to become a porn star… rather it is Endurance, Endurance, Endurance. You will not just be judged by how good looking or well hung you are, in order to be successful as a leading man you must be able to get hard, stay hard, and have orgasms on command. It takes practice, stamina and you should know that once you audition, you pretty much have one shot so get ready for performance anxiety.

Of course most of the people who seem to want to become a porn star tend to be men and they tend to want to be a highly paid professional. Again, there really is not a lot of openings for men who want to do professional porn and even less for all heterosexual porn. Perhaps you may have noticed if you are an avid porn watcher but there are only a few “A-list” guys and they get used over and over in features because they are reliable and porn makers don’t like having to audition too often.

Insider Tip-

Find an extraordinarily beautiful girl who will let you (exclusively) ride her coat tails into the Adult Film Industry. However, note that unless you have a strong agreement, she needs to break into the industry herself and may have to drop you to attain her own success. Remember, this is a highly competitive field and hundreds of drop dead gorgeous women attempt to break into the industry every year.
The Cold Harsh Truth For Men-

If you do make it, don’t expect to make a lot of money unless you do gay porn and/or become an “A list” actor. Guys get paid “peanuts” to perform (yes, the girls can make good money, but keep in mind that most viewers look at the girl and could care less about the guy. Guys in the industry of straight porn of often
seen as a prop by film makers. Producers and Directors usually will not accept new guys, no matter who recommends them or what their “credentials.“ If you are fortunate enough to be chosen for an audition if you desire one, you really only get
one chance and your critics will be harsh. Remember that there’s a lot of pressure on a man in this industry as he can’t fake an erection or a cum shot, nor can he hide climaxing before the Director tells him to cum; likewise, he has to have a solid
erection whenever the camera is rolling, and for as long as it takes to film his portion of the scene (normally one-two hours) and despite constant starting and stopping for such things as changing camera batteries and/or film, relocating the lighting and/or camera angle, shifting back and forth to foreplay and long shots,
potty, make-up, cigarette, water, etc. breaks, and on and on!

How Men Are Judged & Can Prepare-

Penis size, looks, muscles, and acting ability are important but again, it will ultimately boil down to your ability to get an almost-instant erection, maintain it, control it, and orgasm only when told to (and then do it quickly without wasting the time of the production employees). Be prepared to have perfect personal hygiene, get HIV tests every month, and be prepared to sit around on sets, sometimes for hours, waiting for your scene to be filmed.

How Women Are Judged & Can Prepare-

Facial appeal, breast size (shape and overall appearance), vaginal appearance, body (tone, body fat, skin tone), hygiene (pubically groomed, long hair on head is preferable, nicely done nails, good natural beauty with or without make-up) and finally your acting ability. You have it easy compared to men because with a little lubricant you can fake your way through the whole production. Be prepared to get HIV Tests every month, and like men be prepared to sit around on sets, sometimes for hours, waiting for your scene to be filmed.

Top Ten Rules When Working In Porn-

1. Understand Images Are Forever
Once you are captured on film your work is there for all the world to see and will remain available should the distributor choose. Even if your video is discontinued it will still be out there and may even become pirated and viewable illegally. Not only that but the pictures promoting the film may not only be used by the distributors but may be easily copied by anyone who visits the web sites selling them.
You will always run the risk of someday having a friend or family member and/or employer seeing your photo or video. Will you be able to handle their reaction?

2. Be Current In Testing For STDs
When you show up on a set you will be asked for your HIV test and (possibly) for more STD test paperwork. Don’t show up without them and keep them current. Thirty days is the current requirement.
Don’t work with anyone who has old paperwork or who "forgot their papers.” It’s your health at stake.
3. Have Your Proper Identification
When you show up on a set you will be asked for at least TWO forms of photo identification. Don’t leave
home without them. The industry is required by Federal law to have a photo copy of your ID on file. You will be required to “slate” for the camera holding your ID. You will most likely be sent home, unpaid, for not
having your ID with you.
4. Have Good Personal Hygiene
Bathe, douche, keep your hair clean and trim. Keep your nails manicured and above all, see your dentist regularly. Your smile has to be captured. Close-ups during oral sex scenes will pick up improper tooth care. Don’t let decay, chips and yellowing keep you from getting work. When you are on a set, freshen up between sex scenes. You’ll also want the performer you’re working with to do the same. Take the first step and be as fresh as you want him (or her) to be.

5. Be Punctual & Quick To Perform The Way You Are Asked To
Once you commit to a time, place and project, get there early. Remember, you are not the only person scheduled to be there. In a video you have your co-stars, the gaffers, the camera crew, the makeup crew, the wardrobe people, the director. If they can make it to the set on schedule, so can you.
If you blow off a shoot, or arrive very late, you will develop a deserved reputation for being unreliable. An agent you use will not want to risk recommending you as they too have a reputation to protect.
That will lead to less work, because time is money and the producer will still have to pay everybody for waiting for you. One of the best ways to be on time is to have your own reliable form of transportation. That
is especially true in Los Angeles where over 80% of adult videos are made and where public transportation is more of a nuisance than a blessing.your energy level up. Sleeping through an alarm clock is also considered unacceptable.
6. You Are Being Paid To Be CooperativeRemember that the screenwriter, producer and director have hired you to do a project that they envision. Most of them have spent hours developing a project that you could ruin in minutes by being uncooperative. Although most film-makers will listen to constructive criticism, or ask for some creative input, be very tactful
and never forget that they are paying you to be in their project, not the opposite. Also be courteous, friendly and respectful of your co-workers. Prima donna attitudes are not tolerated easily.
7. Do Only The Sex Acts You Want To
When you interview/audition for a part in a video, always ask what sex acts you need to perform in the project. If you have an aversion to a specific act, say so at the time and turn down the role. An example of this would be, if you are asked to be in a video called “Ass Attack,” and you dislike anal sex, don’t accept the job. Do your homework. If you are an actress who doesn’t like to perform with women, a
title such as “No Man’s Land” is definitely not for you. Do not wait until you are on a set to bow out of a scene. Time is money to the producer. Let him know before you are hired what or who you will not do. The only exception not to go through with a scene that you agreed in advance to do is the lack of proper HIV test papers by your partner.

8. Don’t Perform Free Samples On A Producer You do not have to go the “casting couch” route to get a job. Most of the legit agents, casting agents, directors and producers are not required to get HIV tests done. You are hired on the basis of your talent, appearance, reputation and availability. Having free sex to get a part does not guarantee you the job.
9. Don’t Sign The Model Release Form Until You Have Payment
We shouldn’t have to explain this one, but you would be very surprised to learn how many actresses have fallen for such lines as “I forgot my checkbook, come back tomorrow.” The producer can’t sell the footage until after has the model release, don’t give him one until you’ve been paid.
10. Be Loyal To Your Original Agent
This is the person that helps your career with advice, contacts with companies, gets you the auditions,books your road trips and gives you a shoulder to cry on. Do not back stab them or treat them badly. Treat your agent as you want him to treat you.

Examples of OLD A-List Porn Stars-

Liz Vicious