Saturday, July 14, 2018

When Does a Woman Know She Wants to have Sex with a Man?

There are a lot of different reasons a woman will decide to sleep with a man. The “how” and the “when” don’t really matter as much as the “why.” A man wants to sleep with a woman because he is drawn to her, and a lot of the time that draw is physical. I’m not saying there aren’t other factors involved, but a lot of it is how she looks, how she carriers herself and how other men respond to her.
For a woman, it’s often chemistry and curiosity that will make a woman want to sleep with a man. If it’s not because she is in relationship with him and wants to sleep with him because she loves him, then it is often going to be a burning question of chemistry and/or curiosity that sparks her sexual attraction

A woman is always asking this question in her head: “Is he the one?” And I don’t mean “the one” in a “meant to be” kind of way. She is asking, “Is he the one with whom my chemistry will be off the charts?” If the spark is intense, than she begins to ask, “How good could the sex be?” Curiosity will get a woman in bed with a man faster than anything else. The reason for this can be deceiving. The chemistry can be crazy and insanely intense when making out and/or fooling around, but then fall flat in the bedroom.
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Sometimes the most Virtual Coaching  unlikely of connections, ones with very little chemistry, can burn into the most incredible fires when moving on to sex. But the question is always there. And because a woman is more complicated than a man in the way her body works, the question is always, “How good can the sex be?”
But if she doesn’t raise this question at all when she is with you, than she is not going to sleep with you. The questions of curiosity and chemistry must come into play at some point.
A woman isn’t going to sleep with you because you are “nice” or “sweet.” She will think of dating you if you are sweet or nice, but that won’t get her to sleep with you. And this is the curse of every “nice guy.” Why do women say they want a nice guy but end up with men that treat them badly? Well, there are a lot of reasons–insecurity, dependency, a toxic relationship, etc. But ultimately, it’s that men who are jerks often have confidence. Ah yes, I mentioned this before. Confidence creates a spark. It creates chemistry. A guy who isn’t confident will have a much harder time creating that chemistry; hence, the “nice guy” is passed over for the jerk, who can raise the question of how good the sex could be.

 Liz Vicious  xoxox

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

First Time Blow- July 3rd, 2007

FIRST TIME BLOW… Looking Back on my First 4TH

BLOWING SHIT UP!!! lol! Yeah tricked ya I know. Today was the first time I have ever baught, lit, set off, or whatever fireworks! I had a blast. Danzig Matthew held roman candles with me and showed me how to do it and the right way to hold it. Bill laughed his ass off while I kept bringing out the big shabang stuff for him to lite, then we would run and laugh and I would hide behind him to watch. I have never EVER until now played with any sort of fireworks. It was so much fun. I grabbed this thing called Haileys Comet and it was huge and looked loud and pretty. We set it on the ground and lit it and I went to run away but the boys wouldnt let me. They said I had to stay and watch and that nothing was going to happen…well…after the first two giant colorful balls of danger shot up and out it FELL OVER TOWARDS ME! lol! I freaked out and so did they because these big ass colorful fireballs of danger shot off everywhere and I ran like hell. I jumped straight in the drivers seat and shut the door and ducked…2 of the big ass fireballs of doom smacked right into the window and door after I shut it. We all geeked out. After it was done for sure I jumped out and kept saying TOLD YA SO YOU FUCKERS!!! lol! They were so scared cuz they thought I got hit. Well I will have all kinds of video fun of tomorrow night for everyone to see. Hopefuly I wont end up being one eyed Lizard…lol. Muah.
-Liz- xoxo

Happy Blow shit up day!!!

One of the best damn holidays ever! Hang with family and friends over a brew, a hamburger, and an explosive! Can’t get better than that! I am planning a big party for the events today! All my friends are coming over to celebrate and relax. I never had my own 4th before. It cool to be able to do this! I am proud of myself! Well, time to get started with preparations. Later. Have fun and a safe holiday.
-Liz- xoxo

Saturday, June 16, 2018

things I'm curious about......that can drive me kind of nuts if I think about it too long...

Here is my list of 50 things that I’m perplexed and curious about….What do you wonder about??

1. has anybody ever really been abducted by aliens? are the grays for real??
2. where did all the ships go in the Bermuda Triangle?
3. Where is my twin? my Doppelganger? what would it be like to come face to face with her if she does exsist?
4. what are dreams exactly? where do they really come from? where exactly do thoughts come from anyway, or sudden creative urges, insights, memories, intuition?
5. are there colors we have never seen? what do they look like? (this one really drives me nuts when I think about it too long :)
6. Did I really have past lives or is this just this artist’s imagination run wild?
7. What will be my final thought before I exit?
8. are there parallel universes? what am I doing in one closest to this one right now??
9. Did we really really really land on the moon in 1969?
? After hours of researching this on the internet and looking at both sides of the argument, I’m a lot more skeptical and think the conspiracy maniacs on this one may not be “cracked” after all……
10. what if I knew then what I know now, how would my life be different?

11. what will really (if anything) happen With the
Nostradamus 2018 prediction?
12. why do some foods taste better after they have been in the fridge for a day, and you reheat them up?
13. where do socks go to, that disappear in the dryer?
I wrote a poem about this that addresses one possibility.
14. Is creativity a bottomless pit? Did Jung have it right about the collective unconscious mind?
15. have my deceased parents really tried to communicate with me from the other side through turning on and off lights? or has this just been hopeful thinking on my part that they are thinking about me?
16. why do you have to see the word “terminal” so often on signs at the airport? Isn’t there a better word that could be used to describe which area you should go to?
17. why is there such a persistent perception in this world that lots of money will somehow bring security peace and happiness?
18. does anybody really remember being born? some claim they do. My earliest memory is about age 3.
19. what are apes thinking about when they are locked up in the zoo and people are looking, and laughing at them?
20. Is there a “heaven” for animals, like for your pets? dogs and cats, horses, etc?

21. Why is it that whenever I buy a new shirt, I will spill something on it the first time I wear it?
22. Has any home-run ball ever hit out of a stadium ever landed in a baseball glove that some kid left laying outside in the front yard of his house or apartment?
23. do all people who like chocolate experience the taste of chocolate in the same way. In other words…If I could experience the taste the way you do would it still taste the same?
25. why do people like jello?
26. are there hidden treasures in ground out in the front yard? or the neighbors front yard that has been buried there for hundreds of years? :)
27. what would be the loneliest thing about being totally famous? not like me i mean like Lady Gaga Famous.
28. what is time exactly?
29. is the universe infinite?
30. how tall would it be if all the cell phones in the world were stacked on top of each other?

31. why do people talk real loud on their cell phones in public?
32. what causes one to enter a “creative funk” from time to time?
33. why does music so powerfully evoke emotion, memory?
34. what do cats see that we don’t when they appear to look around at something in the air?
35. when if ever will there ever be peace?
36. is the next stage of human evolution to be able to link telepathically and be able to throw are cells phones away?
37. Is there an endless number of unique sneezing sounds that people make? are any two sneezes identical? Is is possible to always stifle a loud sneeze? even with little advanced warning?
38. how many really cool things have happened in the sky at night, but we didn’t see cause we never looked up enough?
39. why do men and women think so differently about so many things?
40. what would it be like to travel into space?

41. where do creative thoughts come from?
42. what would it be like to have the creative mind of Steven King?
43. How many times have I been very close to death, but never knew it?

44. is there a fountain of youth?
45. Is there a natural cure for varicose veins that really works?
46. why do so many young people sag their pants?
47. Is shyness a condition or a choice?
48. can love cure depression?
49. why do people in a long line at Starbucks in the morning always remind me of heroin addicts standing in line at the methadone clinic? :)
50. what do we learn from our mistakes? were they really mistakes?

Thursday, May 24, 2018

Something to Help Men Understand what a Woman MEAN!

Men, just to make sure we are clear on the language of women 
  1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.
  2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don’t be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it’s your turn to help do things around the house.
  3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1).
  4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
  5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing . (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
  6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
  7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you – do not question or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
  8. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “what’s wrong” – for the woman’s response refer to #3.
  9. I’ll drive: this either means she is questioning your manhood, or she is (rightly) scared to death of your Richard Petty impersonation
  10. Are watching (insert sport here) again? It’s chore jar time
  11. Sure, you can buy that. Refer to #6
  12. Come here: you are a puppy
  13. You never listen: you never listen. Prepare for #5
  14. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying “FUCK YOU!”
This has been a Liz Vicious Service Announcement

Let’s Recap and i added a few more things ALL MEN SHOULD LEARN

We need     I want

It’s your decision     The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want     You’ll pay for this later

We need to talk     I need to complain

Sure…go ahead     I don’t want you to.

I’m not upset     Of course I’m upset, you moron.

You’re…so manly     You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You’re certainly attentive tonight.     Is sex all you ever think about?

I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting!     I’m on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights.     I have flabby thighs.

Hang the picture there     No, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise     I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me?     I’m going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me?     I did something today you’re really not going to like..

I’ll be ready in a minute.     Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat?     Tell me I’m beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate.     Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!?     [Too late, you’re dead.]

Yes     No

No     No

Maybe     No

I’m sorry.     You’ll be sorry.

I’m not yelling!     Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

In answer to the question “What’s wrong?”

The same old thing.     Nothing.

Nothing.     Everything.

Everything.     My PMS is acting up.

Nothing, really.     It’s just that you’re such an asshole.

I don’t want to talk about it.     Go away, I’m still building up evidence against you.

Can’t we just be friends?     There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.

I just need some space     …without you in it

Can you help me with my homework?     If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.

Do I look fat in this dress?     We haven’t had a fight in a while

No, pizza’s fine     Cheap bastard (Unless your talking to me I love Pizza lol)

I just do not want a boyfriend now     I just do not want (you as a) boyfriend

I don’t know; what do you want to do     I can’t believe that you have nothing planned

I don’t really mind where we eat     ….As long as it’s the place I’ve already decided on

I like you but…     I don’t like you

You never listen     You never listen

We’re moving too quickly     I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend

I’ll be ready in a minute     I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.

Oh Yes! Right there     Well, near there; I just want to get this over with

I’m just going out with the girls     We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends

There’s no one else     I am doing your brother

Size doesn’t count…     unless I want an orgasm

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Liz Vicious “I’m Just a Girl Who Can’t Say NO!”

It ain’t so much, a question, of not, knowing what to do I’ve known what’s right and wrong since i’ve been ten I’ve heard a lot of stories, and i reckon, that they’re true About how girls are put upon by men.

I know i mustn’t fall into the pit But when i’m with a fellar i forget
Don’t.. Stop,don’t, don’t …stop Don’t…stop….don’t, don’t stop

I’m just a girl who can’t say no I’m in a terrible fix I always say hey come on le'ts go Just when i oughta say nix
When a person tries to kiss a girl I know she oughta give his face a smack But as soon as someone kisses me I somehow sorta wanna kiss him back
I’m just a fool when lights are low I can’t be prissy and quaint I ain’t the type that can faint How can i be what i ain’t I cant sayyy no
Don’t…stop, don’t, don’t stop Don’t…stop, don’t-
Whatcha gonna do when a fella gets flirty, Starts to talk dirty? Whatcha gonna do? Supposin’ that he says that your lips are like cherries, Roses or berries?
Whatcha gonna do? Supposin’ that he says that you’re sweeter than cream And he’s gotta have cream all day? Whatcha gonna do when he talks that way, huh? Spit in his eye?
I’m just a fool who can’t say no Kissin’s my favorite food With or without the mistletoe Hey i’m in a holiday mood
Other girls play coy and hard to catch But other girls ain’t having any fun Everytime i lose that wrestling match I have a funny feeling that i’ve won

Though i can feel the undertow I never make a complaint Till its too late for restraint Then when i want to i can’t I can’t sayyyyyy oh no
Don’t stop…don’t, don’t stop Don’t stop…don’t, don’t stop Don’t…stop…don’t, don’t stop x2 Don’t stop…don’t, don’t stop x2

I can’t say no oh oh no oh oh no ohoh no no no no yeah Yeah….. Yes yes yes 

Liz Vicious  a Girl who Can't Say No!

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Why can’t MOST men eat pussy right!?!?!?

How To Eat A Pussy

Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you guys who
like to eat pussy because there are too few of you out
there. And I’m not the only woman who says this.
Furthermore, some of you guys who are giving it the old
college try are not doing too well, so maybe this
little lesson will help you out.
When a woman finds a man who gives good head,
she’s found a treasure she’s not going to let go of too
quickly. This is one rare customer and she knows it.
She won’t even tell her girlfriends about it or that
guy will become the most popular man in town. So,
remember, most guys can fuck, and those who can usually
do it satisfactorily, but the guy who gives good head,
he’s got it made.
Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if
you’ve got the world’s most gorgeous woman in bed with
you, she’s going to worry about how you like her body.
Tell her it’s beautiful, tell her which parts you like
best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you
enough to let you down between her legs.
Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful,
isn’t it? There is nothing that makes a woman more
unique than her pussy. I know. I’ve seen and tasted
plenty of them. They come in all different sizes,
colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little
girl’s cunnie and some have thick luscious
lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in
bushes of fur and others are covered with transparent
fuzz. Appreciate your woman’s unique qualities and
tell her what makes her special.
Women are a good deal more verbal than men,
especially during love-making. They also respond more
to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her,
the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time
you’re petting and stroking her beautiful pussy, talk
to her about it.

Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips
apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you
want to. Now spread the tops of her pussy up until you
can find her clit. Women have clits in all different
sizes, just like you guys have different sized cocks.
It doesn’t mean a thing as far as her capacity for
orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden
underneath her foreskin.

Whenever you touch a woman’s pussy, make sure
your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with
juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet
it before you touch her clit because it doesn’t have
any juices of it’s own and it’s extremely sensitive.
Your finger will stick to it if it’s dry and that
hurts. But you don’t want to touch her clit anyway.
You have to work up to that. Before she becomes
aroused, her clit is too delicate to be handled.
Approach her pussy slowly. Women, even more so than
men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is
her most tender spot. Lick it,
kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your
tongue. Come dangerously close to her pussy, then
float away. Make her anticipate it.
Now lick the crease where her leg joins her
pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your
lips over her slit without pressing down on it to
further excite her. After you’ve done this to the
point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and
she’s straining to get more of you closer to her, then
put your lips right on top of her slit.
Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your
tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens
up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of
pussy flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your

Everything you do with a woman you’re about to eat
must be done gently. Tongue-fuck her. This feels
devine. It also teases the hell out of her because by
now she wants some attention given to her clit. Check
it out. See if her clit has gotten hard enough to peek
out of it’s covering. If so, lick it. If you can’t
see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath.
So bring your tongue up to the top of her slit and feel
for her clit. You may barely experience it’s presence.
But even if you can’t feel the tiny pearl, you can make
it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard
now and press into her skin.
Gently pull the pussy lips away and flick your
tongue against the clit, hood covered or not. Do this
quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When
you sense she’s getting up there toward orgasm, make
your lips into an O and take the clit into your mouth.
Start to suck gently and watch your lady’s face for her
reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder.
If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she
lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her
rising orgasm, move with her, don’t fight her. Hang
on, and keep your hot mouth on her clit. Don’t let go.
That’s what she’ll be saying too: ‘Don’t stop. Don’t ever stop!’
There’s a reason for that, most men stop too
soon. Just like with cock sucking, this is something
worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I
know a man who’s a lousy fuck, simply lousy, but he
can eat pussy like nobody I know and he never has
trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over
But back to your pussy eating session…There’s
another thing you can do to intensify your woman’s
pleasure. You can finger-fuck her while she’s enjoying
your cunt-licking talents. Before, during or after.
She’ll really like it. In addition to the erogenous
zones surrounding her clit, a woman has another
extremely sensitive area at the roof of her vagina.
This is what you rub up against when you’re fucking
her. Well, since your cock is pretty far away from
your mouth, your fingers will have to do the
Take two fingers. One is too skinny and
three is too wide and therefore can’t get deep enough.
Make sure they’re wet so you don’t irritate her skin.
Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little
faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up
only when she does. Listen to her breathing. She’ll
let you know what to do. If you’re sucking her clit
and finger-fucking her at the same time, you’re giving
her far more stimulation than you would be giving her
with your cock alone. So you can count on it that
she’s getting high on this. If there’s any doubt,
check her out for symptoms. Each woman is unique. You
may have one who’s nipples get hard when she’s excited
or only when she’s having an orgasm.
Your woman might turn flush red or begin to tremble.
Get to know her symptoms and you’ll be a more sensitive
When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven’s
sakes, don’t let go of that clit. Hang in there for
the duration. When she starts to come down from the
first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of
the clit, leaving your lips covering the top. Move
your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers
are inside, move them a little too, gently though,
things are extremely sensitive just now.
If you play your cards right, you’ll get some
multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a
full hour after she’s had an orgasm.
The last advice I have for you is this: After
you’ve made her come, make her your slave by giving her
the best head she’s ever had, don’t leave her alone
just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her
breasts, pinch her nipples. Keep making love to her
quietly until she’s come all the way down. A man can
get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no
remorse, no sense of
loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity
from her lover in those first few moments after sex.
Oral sex can be the most exciting sexual
experiences you can have. But it’s what you make it.
Take your time, practice often, pay attention to your
lover’s signals, and most of all, enjoy yourself.

Your Welcome

~Liz Vicious~

PS once you guys are good at eating Pussy you mite want to invest in one of these your going to need it.

“Pussy Snorkel”