Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Emergency at the Flower Shop

I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for a friend
The clerk was putting the finishing touches on my bouquet order
A young man burst through the door
He breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses
“I’m sorry,” the clerk said
“This Girl just ordered our last bunch”
The desperate customer turned to me and begged
“May I please have those roses?”
“What happened?” I asked
“Did you forget your wedding anniversary?”
“It’s even worse than that,” he confided
“My wife’s a redhead and I broke her hard drive!”

She Can’t Sign On To TWITTER!

So i left hey if i would have sold him the Roses he would not have learned anything

Liz Vicious 

Saturday, December 23, 2017

The Night Before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through our house
was blasting the “St. Vitus Dance” by Bauhaus;
Torn fishnets were draped on my forearms with care,
And two cans of Aquanet applied to my hair;
My thoughts were of graveyards, and horror and dread,
Black visions of pain and despair in my head;
And Bianca, whose face was as pale as the moon,
Had thrown up her arm for this evening’s swoon,
When out by the gravestones there came such a clatter,
I sprang from the coffin to find out the matter.

 Away to the window I flew like a ghost,
Expecting to find a dark devilish host.
The moon on the breast of the uncaring snow
Threw ominous shadows on objects below,
When, before my tormented eyes did traverse,
But a gorgeous black Crane & Breed carved-panel hearse,
With a gaunt, shrouded driver, who filled me with fear,
And eight skeletal creatures that might have been deer.
More rapid than vultures his coursers they came,
And his deep Andrew Eldritch voice called them by name;

Now, Murphy! Now, Morgoth! Now, Torment and Woe!
On, Dreadful! On, Lovecraft! Mephisto and Poe!
To the top of the gravestones where fog wisps its breath!
With a weight on my soul I consign you to death!

 As dead leaves that before hellish hurricanes fly,
When they flutter like giant bats’ wings to the sky,
So up to the crypt-top the coursers they leapt,
While dearest Bianca, like death, still but slept.
And then, to my horror, I heard on the roof
The clicking and scratching of each bone-white hoof.
As I drew in my arm, and was whirling around,
Down the ebony chimney he came without sound.

He was clad all in black, and he looked oh-so-goth,
A billowy ensemble of crushed velvet cloth;
His boots were knee-high, quite buckled and zipped,
And the Spandex and fishnets 'round his legs were ripped.
His eyes glowed with bluish fire, deathly and cold,
A black eye-liner’d face neither youthful nor old.
A broad lipless mouth drawn with torment and hurt,
And his sorrowful face was as white as my shirt.

 A smoldering cigarette tight in his grasp,
Its smoke curling eerily 'round his cloak clasp;
His gaunt frame was topped with long ebon hair,
And a sharp scent of brimstone and cloves choked the air.
His arms were outspread in the shape of a cross,
And I quailed when I saw him, feeling sorrow and loss;
He narrowed his eyes with a twist of his head,
And I felt the full weight of his angst and dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his task,
Left some Dead Can Dance CD’s; before I could ask,
A single tear fell across his aquiline nose,
And then, like an angel, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his hearse, to his team he then hissed,
And away they all drifted like early dawn’s mist.
But I heard him intone, ere he vanished from sight,
“Gothic Christmas to all, and to all a good fright!”

With somber and tormented apologies to Clement C. Moore
Liz Vicious 

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Sex Story Dedicated to Dave Wherever you are!

A guy friend of mine and I ran into each other we talked and then went to the bar, at the bar. We started doing shots and having a great time. Well, he said he would drive me home. We got into the car and were driving along and he started rubbing my thighs. It started sprinkling a light rain so he decided to pull over into a field down the road from my house.
We took our clothes off and were dancing naked in the rain, I felt like a Hippie. We started kissing and touching each other and he laid back and brought me on top of him. It started raining harder and thundering and it sent jolts through my bodie. The warm wet rain on my bodie felt amazing in the summer heat. I came the hardest I ever had before that night! I only saw him once since then but, whenever it thunders I think of that night. Wherever you are Dave, Thanks for that night.

~Liz Vicious~

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

How I became addicted to sucking cock

Me and a Friend went to the river to hang out and do a shoot. After some playing around in the water, I got out to dry in the sun. Seeing him laying there, playing with the camera and fiddling with it I started thinking of all the things I could do to him. Feeling myself getting wet, I squirmed down to his hips and reached to pull out his cock he was startled at first and I find he was nearly hard. I slowly started licking and nibbling at his cock, feeling his excitement. As I took all of him into my mouth, I saw a guy sunbathing naked on the other side of the river. He was jerking himself off and that made me crazy and want more. As my guy friend came in my mouth, he grabbed my hair, pulling my head into him, groaning and panting as I drank his load. He then ripped off skirt and panties and started to slowly lick my pussy and slipped two fingers into me. As I moaned, I watched the other guy jerking off and could see he was close to cumming, as was I. By now my cameraman had seen the other guy, too, and turned me around on top of him so he could lick and finger my soaking pussy as I sucked on his cock. It seemed we all came at the same time, and sat back in bliss. The guy across the river left after an hour, but we stayed and did it all over again. To this day I still get hot when I think of that afternoon, and I became addicted to sucking cock. 
Liz Vicious

R.I.P Peter Steele

Fav Music

MY fav group is Type O Negative Some other music i like is
Suicide Comando,Dark Monarchy (who can be found on myspace! so check them out) Orgy, A Perfect Circle, Faithful Dawn, Raized in Black, Virgin Black, Nitzer Ebb, Danzig, The (real) Misfits, Dimmu Borgir, Beohemeth, Pantera, Gary Numan, Depeche Mode, Rammstein, Wumpscut, Type O Negative, VNV Nation, Christian Death, Velvet Acid Christ, The Birthday Masacre, Marilyn Manson, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, The Electric Hellfire Club, Zeromancer, Fear Cult, Mortis, PigFace, Genitortures, Testify, Portishead, Samael, Godhead, Corpus Delicti, The Dreaming, Moonspell, Hocico, Two Witches, My Dying Bride, Hanzel and Gretel, Nitzer Ebb, Covenant, Sisters Of Mercy, Switchblade Symphony, Bile!!!!! i love Bile, London After Midnight, Alien Sex Fiend, Vast, Ministry, Die Krupps, Sentenced, Portishead, concrete blonde, Delerium, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Deftones (White Pony is the only cd of theirs i liked), Spahn Ranch, Danny Elfman (he wears wumpsct shirts!!), Einsturzende Neubauten, Ogher, My Dying Bride, Corprate Avenger, Skinny Puppy, and lots more i cant think of right now.

Liz Vicious

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Being Goth

I Get alot of people who ask me about being Goth well here is what i think.

I am someone who likes the darker side of things. i usually listen to death metal and goth music, such as Dismember and Bauhaus, TYPE O NEGATIVE! Marilyn Manson is NOT goth. He’s just…weird. Real goths are not depressing and suicidal like the posers you see at Hot Topic. AND  Suicide Girls 
 Goths are fun to be around and aren’t afraid to laugh at themselves every so often. we don’t worship Satan and aren’t evil despite what some ignorant people might say.Goths don’t all dress alike either. 
 They like to create their own unique style. Goths are also very intelligent and creative. A lot of us are writers and artists. Goths DON’T envy the popular people. We are what we are because it makes us happy.
 Goths would rather stay who they are and be among the so called “freaks” than be like everyone else and be popular. We understand that there are more important things in life than popularity, and usually succeed in life while the popular ones don’t become much of anything. 
 Although i also happen to be popular i do not let it goto my head just be kewl with me like you would anyone else.. 
Liz Vicious

Thursday, November 30, 2017

@Misslizvicious being called a fake

OK some people have been sending tweets to my followers telling them that my Twitter account is FAKE the 2 most active in this indevor are
and they been including a link to a so called REPORT lets take a look at some of the key parts of this so called REPORT 

(Retort guy:  You've already mentioned in one of your posts on that Third Pentacle owns the legal rights to the Liz Vicious name. If so, would it be fair to say that anyone else using that name (including the model involved), is infinging on Third Pentacles legal rights? What I'm trying to get here is proof/confirmation that the model is no longer able to promote herself or operate under that name anywhere, so anyone claiming to be Liz Vicious is a fraud.

Tom:  The answer to this question can be a little difficult to answer but here goes... The Liz trademark, name and content is all owned 100% by the company because Liz was a hired model for a website theme that the company was building out. Basically ALL Liz Vicious profiles are just that, Fake Accounts.)

Report guy:  Does Third Pentacle own the legal rights to the official Liz Vicious website,

Tom:  Yes,we own the full rights 100%

 So Liz is this TRUE? well yes and no the trademark (Status 602 - Abandoned-Failure To Respond Or Late Response) and has been in that state for years and now that he is no longer using the MARK he may no longer even have common law rights to it..

OK no to the next part

Report Guy:  The official Liz Vicious website has no back links to an official Liz Vicious twitter account, but @MissLizVicious has a link to the site in her twitter bio. That twitter account was created on 6th January 2010. Do you know if it was created by the real Liz to promote the website, or is it another fake account? You mentioned in one of your earlier posts on that you used to forbid the use of social networking sites by the models you'd set up sites for. The @MissLizVicious account has almost 80,000 tweets on record, so it seems that the person behind it didn't receive your warning. Can that be taken as another indicator that it's a fake account?

Tom:  Twitter never really became a household name or even a site that anyone really used up till about 2009/2010. Sorry to say Liz was gone before that. No one had any official twitter pages while Liz was here, so NO, this twitter account was not started by us/Liz or anyone with any affiliation with us.

OK lets see about this one it seems clear TOM is saying none of his people made the @misslizvicious hmmmmm golly that seems cut and dry how about we discredit Tom all together Item one even in the early days Tom took control of everything Tom created the myspace account 22k friends none of them ever talked with me just tom and his people fell free to visit the profile on myspace just remember its run by Tom and his people, there is another profile on RUDE.COM run by them and with Toms blessing I could go on and on with fake profiles with Tom but lets move on shall we. Another fun thing Tom did was he setup a phone number to talk to Liz the problem is I was not doing it he had other girls answering the phone so people paid by the minute and never talked to Liz Vicious, Tom also kepted allowing people to Join the website even though there was no model there later when he turned it into a social media site none of the models not me not Raven Riley none of them where there but Tom still kept taking there money every month and how about this trick check this out

I was already long gone by the time TOM did this so who were people talking to? I dunno but it was not Liz Vicious.. FAKE all the way but I guess you can do all these things if you own it then its ok to lie and scram people 

((( I never said that I forbid the models using social network only that they were to LIMIT there social network time… They had paying customers that deserved their real attention not the free fan attention of social networks, Its easy for them to get caught up in the whirlwind that is 'famous' and forget WHY they are there. Therefore they needed to limit that activity.))))

Tom never had a problem with the social media thing you had to follow some rules like linking back to the main site and posting links he wanted posted 

 There's also this quote from Tom:
((((lets face it when your building a website for a single model if they spend all their time talking to fans in a social network then there is no reason to join a site now is there? I mean answering a few here and there is fine but spending all your time on a social network means you are not working on the site and being able to pay attention to the fans that are actually paying for that attention..
the above quote is TOM once again only thinking of his bottom line and thats MONEY

There's a hell of a lot more to know about the 'Liz Vicious' story, but I'm not going to include it all in this report. If you want to learn more from the people who know the real 'Liz', I suggest you take a look here.

Folks, in summary, the @MissLizVicious account has been called out as a fake by the person who knows the real 'Liz' and who runs the official website. Do you really want to be following a proven fake? Tom also stated this on 17th April 2013 about the website:

I am clearly not a proven fake but what i have posted about TOM is proven fact 

Sometime between now and the end of the year the site will either be taken completely down or sold off. I have been working on doing just that over the past couple years and this is the year it will happen one way or another.

Regarding the @MissLizVicious Twitter account, Tom also posted this comment on

Just to let everyone know I have fully reported the violation of the misslizvicious account at twitter this morning.

As webmaster and owner of the official Liz Vicious website,, Tom has also now added the following page to the site which categorically states that the @MissLizVicious Twitter account is NOT genuine:

 You can't get better proof than that.

I am not a proven fake this whole reported is based on what TOM says and i have proven TOM full of shit

 SO i am going to recap this as a final summery

1) Tom ran the myspace fooling 20k people who think it is Liz Vicious

2) Tom created a PAY by the minute line so people could chat with Liz Vicious he put this number on the myspace but Liz Vicious never answered the calls Toms people did

3) Tom Continued to run the taking there money with NO MODEL working the site

 4)  later he linked the sites into a member site with profiles however the advertised models Liz vicious Raven Riley and 2 others had been gone for a long time years in fact he ran this site taking peoples money for years with NO MODELS

5)  the above photo showing  a number and TEXT  Liz  @ is all bullshit Liz Vicious never worked that, once again just Tom and His people.

SO this report would have you believe that what TOM said was true lol you have to admit thats funny now that you know more about TOM 

Well thats that if you took the time to read this i am sure you now know that you cant take TOMS word for anything. I hope this is the last time i have to deal with morons 

Kisses to you all and come join me on Twitter @MissLizVicious

Liz Vicious