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The Hottest Girl Names

 

There isn’t a single Sloan on the face of this planet who’s below an 8. Not one. Not a single Sloan in existence, or throughout history, is unattractive. I don’t know why it works out this way, but it does. It’s an exact science. When two parents find out they’ll be having a baby girl, and they decide to name her Sloan, they’re essentially saying right then and there, “This baby will grow up to be a fine piece of ass one day.” It’s weird, I agree.

Sloans are too good for you, partly because you’re a scumbag, but mostly because Sloan knows she’s a Sloan, and Sloans knows Sloans are so hot that they’re untouchable. They’re prissy and stuck up, a little bitchy even. But goddamn are Sloans sexy.
This list isn’t about which names are the hottest, but actually which names end up belonging to the hottest girls. I can’t say for sure that the name Sloan itself is a hot name, but every Sloan happens to be hot, therefore that name belongs to hot girls at a higher rate than any other. Make sense? Good.

The Names are in Ramdom Order I was not going to RANK
Each Name..

 (@Ravenangelpic insisted that I add 46 as he wrote it)
46. Liz – these girls are on the fence they tend to be fierce and run Hot and Cold changing moods in seconds but don't worries guys they are good in both moods Liz is the Hottest name
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There are many hot names for girls, and these are the hottest:
 
45. Devon – would be a lot hotter if she didn’t try so hard to fit in with the guys
44. Jackie – spends a lot of time balling in the rec center (will cross you up), which is weird, a little bigger than you like, but still looks good
43. Amber – knows how to dance seductively and does it regularly with her equally hot friends
42. Kate – a natural beauty who doesn’t have to try hard to be hot, gets ready to go out in 5 minutes
41. Danielle – skinnier than you usually go for, but an overall package that can’t be denied
40. Jessie – wears nothing but oversize tees and Norts, which is annoying – dress up for me one time
39. Stephanie – went from a 7 to a 9 after that boob job graduation gift from Dad
38. Sophia – full figured with darker skin, probably Italian, a fire cracker
37. Courtney – has a pair of blimps that could take out the eastern corridor’s entire power grid
36. Stacey – tall drink of water with T.Swift legs
35. Allison – goes by Ali, doesn’t stand out in a group but has an attractive personality that takes her to the next level
34. Molly – smokes a lot of weed and hooks up on the reg
33. Grace – hottest girl from your high school graduating class, went to a big state school
32. Lacy – has a tattoo she regrets and works at Twin Peaks, but that ass won’t quit
31. Bridgette – a daddy’s girl who’s looking for any opportunity to rebel and let her freak flag fly
30. Natalia – a blonde with an eastern European vibe, or possibly actually from eastern Europe
29. Elizabeth – goody two-shoes who owns bows and actually wears them out in public for some reason
28. Kelly – tight package, probably a former cheerleader, All-American looks
27. Haley – went through a nose ring phase and has a questionable tattoo, also has an ass for days
26. Shelby – even though she’s an alcoholic, Shelby is attractive, also likes to party and goes by “Shelbs”
25. Whitney – goes out a lot just to dance with her girlfriends, blows off guys who approach her
24. Riley – girls with guy names, there’s just something about them
23. Paige – Hot and willing to please
22. Lindsay – one of the guys who is always around, but it’s cool with everyone on account of her good looks
21. Maria – some Latin flavor with a lot of backside
20. Lauren – drinks a ton of beer yet somehow maintains a great body
19. Heather – flaky and ditzy but is a flirt and looks good in a bikini
18. Caroline – everyone knows Caroline’s a prude, don’t waste your time, but damn girl
17. Michelle – seems pretty tame on the surface but is a low-key freak with a sneaky hot body
16. Holly – has USDA certified prime beef yammers and she knows it
15. Candice – the name of possibly the hottest woman on earth belongs on here
14. Emily – a stacked brunette who makes good grades
13. Jordan – your second cousin who’s so hot that you’ve thought about hittin it on the low
12. Meagan – just a stupid hot body who flaunts it every chance she gets
11. Brooke – a pageant girl with big hair, also a prude who tells people she’s sassy, but really she just sucks
10. Taylor – in a top-tier sorority with a bunch of girls who look exactly like her
9. Ashley – there are so many Ashleys in this country, and so many of them seem to be scorching hot
8. Madison – Men get shit for having a girl’s name, but at least it’s a hot girl’s name
7. Samantha – goes by Sam, wifey material with a classic look
6. Savannah – your quintessential southern belle who’s a lady in the sheets and a freak in the sheets
5. Claire – country club hot with a judge for a father, a low-key sexual monster
4. Kennedy – new money hot, drives a white Range Rover, does a lot of coke
3. Reagan – might as well group the two ex-U.S. presidents’ names together, both are equally hot
2. Blaire – gorgeous princess type who’s not an easy nut to crack
1. Sloan – see above.

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When Does a Woman Know She Wants to have Sex with a Man?

 

There are a lot of different reasons a woman will decide to sleep with a man. The “how” and the “when” don’t really matter as much as the “why.” A man wants to sleep with a woman because he is drawn to her, and a lot of the time that draw is physical. I’m not saying there aren’t other factors involved, but a lot of it is how she looks, how she carriers herself and how other men respond to her.
For a woman, it’s often chemistry and curiosity that will make a woman want to sleep with a man. If it’s not because she is in relationship with him and wants to sleep with him because she loves him, then it is often going to be a burning question of chemistry and/or curiosity that sparks her sexual attraction

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A woman is always asking this question in her head: “Is he the one?” And I don’t mean “the one” in a “meant to be” kind of way. She is asking, “Is he the one with whom my chemistry will be off the charts?” If the spark is intense, than she begins to ask, “How good could the sex be?” Curiosity will get a woman in bed with a man faster than anything else. The reason for this can be deceiving. The chemistry can be crazy and insanely intense when making out and/or fooling around, but then fall flat in the bedroom.
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Sometimes the most Virtual Coaching  unlikely of connections, ones with very little chemistry, can burn into the most incredible fires when moving on to sex. But the question is always there. And because a woman is more complicated than a man in the way her body works, the question is always, “How good can the sex be?”
But if she doesn’t raise this question at all when she is with you, than she is not going to sleep with you. The questions of curiosity and chemistry must come into play at some point.
A woman isn’t going to sleep with you because you are “nice” or “sweet.” She will think of dating you if you are sweet or nice, but that won’t get her to sleep with you. And this is the curse of every “nice guy.” Why do women say they want a nice guy but end up with men that treat them badly? Well, there are a lot of reasons–insecurity, dependency, a toxic relationship, etc. But ultimately, it’s that men who are jerks often have confidence. Ah yes, I mentioned this before. Confidence creates a spark. It creates chemistry. A guy who isn’t confident will have a much harder time creating that chemistry; hence, the “nice guy” is passed over for the jerk, who can raise the question of how good the sex could be.

 Liz Vicious  xoxox

First Time Blow- July 3rd, 2007

FIRST TIME BLOW… Looking Back on my First 4TH

BLOWING SHIT UP!!! lol! Yeah tricked ya I know. Today was the first time I have ever baught, lit, set off, or whatever else..lol.. fireworks! I had a blast. Danzig Matthew held roman candles with me and showed me how to do it and the right way to hold it. Bill laughed his ass off while I kept bringing out the big shabang stuff for him to lite, then we would run and laugh and I would hide behind him to watch. I have never EVER until now played with any sort of fireworks. It was so much fun. I grabbed this thing called Haileys Comet and it was huge and looked loud and pretty. We set it on the ground and lit it and I went to run away but the boys wouldnt let me. They said I had to stay and watch and that nothing was going to happen…well…after the first two giant colorful balls of danger shot up and out it FELL OVER TOWARDS ME! lol! I freaked out and so did they because these big ass colorful fireballs of danger shot off everywhere and I ran like hell. I jumped straight in the drivers seat and shut the door and ducked…2 of the big ass fireballs of doom smacked right into the window and door after I shut it. We all geeked out. After it was done for sure I jumped out and kept saying TOLD YA SO YOU FUCKERS!!! lol! They were so scared cuz they thought I got hit. Well I will have all kinds of video fun of tomorrow night for everyone to see. Hopefuly I wont end up being one eyed Lizard…lol. Muah.
-Liz- xoxo

Happy Blow shit up day!!!

 

One of the best damn holidays ever! Hang with family and friends over a brew, a hamburger, and an explosive! Can’t get better than that! I am planning a big party for the events today! All my friends are coming over to celebrate and relax. I never had my own 4th before. It cool to be able to do this! I am proud of myself! Well, time to get started with preparations. Later. Have fun and a safe holiday.
-Liz- xoxo