Kids do this shit on Purpose I just know they do

Originally Written 7th October 2011

 Kids do this shit on Purpose I just know they do

A friend of mine came over with her KID he was like 2 at the time and got into everything and well never mind all that the story is this. He was in the room with me and I was thinking I would be nice and get him some candy from the store I go over to him and I ask, “do you like candy?” Yes “what kind of candy do you like?” whatchamacallit “ok umm do you like chocolate?” Yes “ok what kind of chocolate?” whatchamacallit whatchamacallit at this point I bend down putting my face close to his and I say “look kid what kind of candy bar do you want Reese-cup Hershey snickers what?” yeah YELLING THIS TIME whatchamacallit whatchamacallit get whatchamacallit “what the fuck is it called you little(^&^%$#)  what is  whatchamacallit?” CANDY “yeah I know ok whatchamacallit is candy now what kind of candy” whatchamacallit whatchamacallit “I put my hands on his little solders putting my face very close I said what the fuck is whatchamacallit?” he says CANDY CANDY “I am ready to pick him up and toss the little fucker in the pool” hoping he will be yelling whatchamacallit while he drowns",,
Then i hear his mom laughing her ass off behind me. I looked up over at her with fire in my eyes finding a new target for my rage I Yell “what the fuck are you laughing at” she says Lizzy The name of the candy bar is whatchamacallit. at this point I just wanted to kill both of them.
I went to the store and bought 12 whatchamacallit candy bars and 12 thingamajigs just in case some fucking friends kid happens to like thingamajigs (I never knew anything about whatchamacallit and I just had to make sure i bought them thingamajigs just in case.

Do not argue or get into conversations with kids.

(Just ask there parents what they like or whatever)

Liz (no longer talks to kids) Vicious