Approved break-up texts to send instead of ghosting

You date someone. You realise you don’t like them. You ghost them.

It’s easy, simple and effective. But enough of us have now been on the other side of it to know that being ghosted is actually horrible. Has the other person stopped replying because you just said something weird? Have they met someone new? Do they not actually like you? Have they died?

We often don’t explain our reasons for ending a relationship because it can feel impossible to know what to say. How do you reject someone kindly? What if they reply? And is there a non-awkward way to do it?

It turns out there is. the perfect message to send someone instead of ghosting them.

"Tbh it's been fun hanging out lately but I don't think we're meant to be a couple".

"To be honest" is a good way to deliver unwelcome news, while "I don't think we're meant to be a couple" is more gentle than some of the alternatives."

"Hi, hope you're good. I really enjoyed getting to know you but if I'm honest, I'm not feeling a real connection between us. It was lovely meeting you."

Sending a kindly worded but clear text is likely to make you both feel better. Most people don’t find it easy to end a relationship or to take responsibility for the decision, which is why they end up 'ghosting'. We tend to avoid difficult situations because we don’t want other people to think badly of us.

"I wanted to say that I really enjoyed us chatting and I would love to see you again, but for me it would be as friends. Not sure if you would be keen for that?"

I actually received this text from a guy recently, and it was the best rejection I’ve ever had! I wasn’t angry or upset.

I respected him for having the balls to say it - rather than just ghost me - and it was so eloquent I was fine with it.

"I feel we aren't compatible and this relationship isn't working for me. So I'd like to end all further communication and wish you the best in the future." 

A short, matter of fact note is best. Leaving no suggestion you’re open to changing your mind and making it perfectly clear these are your choices and you’re happy to own them without further debate. While nobody likes rejection, knowing where you stand is better in the long run.

"Hey (name) thanks for meeting me yesterday. I'm pretty sure you feel the same, but I didn't feel a romantic connection. Always awkward to be the first to say, but didn't want to be one of those [ghosts]."

This message takes full responsibility and makes it clear you don’t want to see them again, rather than something like "Maybe we can meet again at some undisclosed point in the future."

Which text would you use?

Tbh it's been fun hanging out lately but I don't think we're meant to be a couple.

Hi, hope you’re good. I really enjoyed getting to know you but if I’m honest, I’m not feeling a real connection between us. It was lovely meeting you.

I wanted to say that I really enjoy us chatting and I would love to see you again, but for me it would be as friends. Not sure if you would be keen for that?

I feel we aren’t compatible and this relationship isn’t working for me. So I’d like to end all further communication and wish you the best in the future.

Hey, thanks for meeting me yesterday. I'm pretty sure you feel the same, but I didn't feel a romantic connection. Always awkward to be the first to say, but didn't want to be one of those 👻

Final Thoughts

Keep this in mind for Next year

Thinking about dumping someone? Do it before December 17th*

’17th December seems reasonable. I feel like Christmas starts on the 21st so that’s a good amount of leeway – otherwise you have to wait until the 3rd of January.’ giphy-3 She’s right of course. Only a monster would dump someone between 21st December and 3rd January.

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’17th December seems reasonable. I feel like Christmas starts on the 21st so that’s a good amount of leeway – otherwise you have to wait until the 3rd of January.’ Only a monster would dump someone between 21st December and 3rd January.

Thinking about dumping someone? Do it before December 17th*

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Thinking about dumping someone? Do it before December 17th*

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I had some great sex today!

A friend came to my house this afternoon,  my friend.

He has brown hair, beautiful blue green eyes, fit, and handsome to boot.

We were sitting on the couch together, cuddling and watching a TV show

on Netflix. He told me he wanted a blowjob, I laughed and said “Good Luck with that”, 

But i got to thinking and i was in a really good mood today so I started sucking and licking 

his 8 inch big and thick cock up and down. I began to start stroking him lightly, watching 

his big cock growing hard in my soft hands. As I watched him grow, I started to become horny,

and wanting his cock in my mouth. As I am stroking his cock, he tells

me,"Lizzy, get naked and let me see those tits as you suck my cock."

He removed my shirt by lifting it up above my head and over my shoulders

revealing my tits in my teal blue bra. He then started squeezing my

tits, becoming rock hard. He proceeded to unhook my bra, and started to

massage my breasts working his fingers around my sensitive nipples. As

he was massaging my nipples, I began to start licking up and down his

shaft while stroking his rock hard cock, while swirling my tongue around

the tip, making him lightly moan. I began taking his rock hard cock into

my warm, wet, and waiting mouth, taking inch by inch feeling his cock

twitch as I take more and more into my mouth. I start to moan as he is

fondling my tits, massaging each nipple one by one. I proceed to tell

him,"Mmm, baby don't stop! I love it when you gently pinch my nipples

between your fingers."

I began to feel my tight, shaven pussy become wet while I'm sucking on

his cock, and gently cradling his balls in my hand. When he had enough

of me sucking his cock, he pulled me up and grabbed my waist and told me

to sit down on his lap. I sat down and straddled his lap, and began to

kiss him, massaging my tongue with his while slowly grinding my pussy on

his hard cock that was sticking out of his boxers. He wrapped his hand

around his thick cock, and began to rub the head along my black lace

panties along my dripping wet pussy, making me hornier and hornier by

the minute. I wanted his cock so badly.

Before he started to pull my panties down, he slid his middle finger

into my panties, finding my clitoris, massaging it slowly until I became

hot and wet and had me wanting more and more. As he was massaging my

clitoris, his other hand slipped inside of my panties and found my

tight, warm and wet hole and slowly slid a finger into me making me let

out a little moan. I told him to finger fuck me hard and fast until I

cum. He began finger fucking me harder, then slipped another finger

inside of my wet cunt, making me moan more and more until I came all

over his fingers.He then took me into his hands, and laid me down on my

back.

I laid down on my back, as he climbed on top of me. He began sucking on

my nipples, as he slid his finger into my warm and waiting pussy. I

began to moan as he swirled his tongue around my erect nipples, while

finger fucking my pussy. When he was done, he began to kiss down my body

until his tongue met my little clitoris, taking it into his mouth,

gently nibbling and sucking on it. I started moaning while running my

fingers through his hair, telling him to give me more and more. I

started to cum, and kept moaning as he was licking my cum up.

He proceeded to take my panties off, then I got on top. He grabbed my

hips, and guided me down onto his rock hard cock that was dripping and

oozing with his pre-cum. As his cock slid into my pussy, I began to moan

as I felt my tight pussy squeeze around his big, thick cock . I began

slowly riding him,, feeling his cock hitting my g-spot. We were both

moaning each time as I bounced up and down on his cock . Lots of moaning.

As I kept riding his cock, his balls got tight, and his cock kept

twitching inside of me. I kept bouncing and bouncing until I came then I

felt his hot, sticky cum shoot up inside of my tight pussy. 

After he Left I took a shower and laid down for a bit I feel off into a deep sleep I had the greatest little dream but I think that's a story for another time :)  

When I woke up I had such a great time today I just had to write it down and now I am sharing it with all of you..

I hope all my Lizviciousians had a great day Like I did.. :)

A Sexy Fun Halloween Sex Story

Halloween Surprise (10/27/11)

When I was 24, I was dating the most amazing guy I had ever known and the sex was great. One time, around Halloween, we were both invited to a party at his friend's house. This house was the biggest house I had ever seen and it had many rooms with people having great sex in them!

I was wearing a slutty goth costume, with black boots, and stockings.  All the guys were complementing me on how great my ass looked.

My boyfriend was wearing a tuxedo because he was obsessed with James Bond (J.B. had sex every day!). After about two hours of talking to people and different guys coming up to me and telling me how great I looked, I started to get bored. I saw my guy talking at the bar and as I walked over there, I said to him, "Come upstairs with me, please. I want to show you something." I knew he got the "idea" because he started to get a hard-on.

As we walked upstairs, the only door that didn't have a sign that said "Please don't bother us, bitch!" had a pink door. When we walked, in the whole room was pink, and there were even some sex toys like dildos and edible thongs that were pink! Right then, he pushed me on to the bed and we started to kiss with passion. He took off his shirt, and soon I did too.

He started to grab my tits and I turned him over on his back and ripped my costume off and slowly moved down to the bulge in his pants. I started to work is big cock in my hands as he moaned in pleasure. I put it in my mouth and sucked on it so hard that as soon as I even put a finger on his balls, he blew his big load into my mouth and I swallowed every single drop.

Before he could get soft, I led his big cock into my pussy and rode him like a big horse. It felt like I was about to explode as I moaned and yelled as he held my tits We both came so hard, again and again and again. We were still laying on top of each other when we hear the door slam open and someone yelled, "Surprise!" We were so startled that we fell on the floor and 20 or so people rushed out of the room laughing. We were so embarrassed!

As we rushed out of the house we noticed that my boyfriend's car had the word FUCKERS on it written in shaving cream. As we were driving home, we were so quiet but then we both started laughing! When we went home, we had another mind blowing climax! In the end, we found out that the room we fucked in was the same room that our friend's little sister slept in and it was her birthday. We never went to another one of that guy's parties again!

What Your Doctor Really Means...

What the Doctor Really Means When He Says...
"This should be taken care of right away."
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.

"Welllllll, what have we here..."
Since he hasn't the foggiest notion of what it is, the Doctor is hoping you will give him a clue.

"We'll see."
First I have to check my malpractice insurance.

"Let me check your medical history."
I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.

"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."
I need the money, so I'm charging you for another office visit.

"We have some good news and some bad news."
The good news is he's going to buy that new BMW, and the bad news is you're going to pay for it.

"How are we today?"
I feel great. You, on the other hand, look like crap.

"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
I don't know what the heck it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.

"Everything seems to be normal."
I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.

"I'd like to run some more tests."
I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one 

A Halloween Sex Story ( Fingering the Dark Fairy)

 Fingering the Dark Fairy

 I had just gotten this dress -- shaggy and green. I had my long-sleeved black sweater on and I looked like the dark fairy. I wanted to because it was close to Halloween. My Guy friend and I had been Secretly going out for like a few weeks or something, and I was straddling him and he had his head on his pillow.

My dad (who was his employer, that’s how we met) called, and he was laying there talking to my dad, "Yeah...ok..right," and slid his hand up my dress, then he told my dad he had to go. We kissed and he played with the top of my silk blue  underwear, and then at the part in between my legs, not touching me, just pulling at it and letting it snap back.

I said, "You can do something if you want to," and he gave a look and said, "What?" and then slid his hand into my underwear and his finger was right on my clit.

I didn’t say anything and he stuck it inside me. I moaned a little and then he flipped me onto my back. He took off my shirt and I took off his, and we started kissing hard while he fingered me harder, then softer, then harder. I moaned and then went crazy when he twirled his fingers inside me. It was my first fingering and we did it like 100's of times after that. 

I Still think of him to this day when I am Fingering myself.

Have a great Halloween!

 ~Liz Vicious~

A Halloween Sex Story (Banging in the Bathroom)

 

I had been casually dating this one guy for a few days when he invited me over to his friend's Halloween party. I dressed up as a rock porn star (If He Only Knew) with glitter red hair and a short pink skirt, Fishnets, platform shoes, the works. 
 
The boys were drinking upstairs when he and I went down to the basement to talk. We started kissing each other on the couch and I got so turned on. He went to the bathroom so I waited. I felt very inspired so I stood in front of the door. When he opened it I was standing right there and I moved close to him to kiss him passionately.
 
I pushed him into the spacious bathroom and closed the door behind me. We immediately stripped off all our clothes. There was a huge mirror from wall to wall and I stared at his erect dick through the reflection. He lifted me to the counter and started licking my pussy and I came shortly after. The counter was just the right height for him to slide inside me. I was so wet. He thrust his dick in and out and I just moaned even though I could hear people outside. We knocked over some candles as we fucked harder and harder. 

A girl tried to knock on the door but another guy told her his friend is having sex in the bathroom with his girlfriend. I was like "Girlfriend? What the fuck?" but we kept going until he came inside me. I kissed a little longer and went outside, but by that time everyone was gone because they didn’t have the patience to wait for the bathroom anymore.

We laughed so hard. 

~Liz Vicious~

To Celebrate the great month of October, Halloween and my Birthday :)

Five Horrifying Ways to Ditch Your Date

You’re on a date and it’s turned out to be a huge mistake. Some people are prepared for this and have prepped a friend to call midway. If the date’s going well, you ignore the call. If it’s going poorly, you answer, pretend it’s an emergency and cut the date short. But these days, you’re not fooling anyone with that ploy. So if you want to spare your date’s feelings and ego, you’re going to have to get a little more creative. Below are 10 horrifying, but plausible excuses for cutting the date short. I use the word “plausible” loosely. It really depends on your delivery… Zombie

1. Zombie Apocalypse

You’re at a restaurant with your date, excuse yourself to go to the bathroom. When you return, hold your arm and pant like you’ve just been in some sort of struggle. Announce the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us and a zombie just took a chunk out of your arm. Everyone knows ZA is a reality, it’s just a matter of time. So when your date goes sour, the time is now. Explain to your date that you’re not sure if it’s a Dawn of the Dead ZA or a 28 Days Later ZA. A DDZA means you won’t turn into a flesh eating zombie for a while. But if it’s a 28DLZA, you’ll turn almost immediately. In a desperate tone, say Don’t take any chances. Run! The downside here is that you’re left with the tab. Alternatively, you can tell your date that you’re going to quickly run to the gun store so that you can blow your own brains out. Don’t forget to thank your date for a nice time.

2. The Wolfman

Same scenario as #1, but when you return from the bathroom, pretend the water you splashed on your face is sweat and confess you were bitten by a strange wolf the other night when you were hiking in the mountains alone in the dark. Start to shake like you’re turning into the Wolfman. Grow fingernails and hair, if you can. But make your date believe you’re a blood-thirsty wolf. Don’t make the mistake of saying you’re a vampire. Both chicks and guys love vampires for some reason. With all the movies and television shows today that glorify being a vamp or bitten by one, you’ll defeat your own purpose. Put a stake in that idea immediately.

3. Murder

Use the phone call you get from your friend to let your date know that your doctor just called. It was just confirmed that you have 24 hours to live because someone murdered you. Well, with poison that takes 24 hours to kill you. Oh, and there’s no antidote, just like in DOA. So you have to quickly retrace your steps to solve your own murder. Everyone is a suspect, including your date. Eye him or her suspiciously then run out of there yelling, There’s no time to lose!

4. Psychosis

This one is pretty simple. Once you realize your date’s a dud, start quoting Norman from Psycho: You eat like a bird. But -I-I don’t really know anything about birds. My hobby is stuffing things… That should get the ball rolling. Then start talking about your relationship with your mother. Obviously, this works best for guys. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. If that’s not enough, start speaking as if you are your mother: Go on, go tell her she’ll not be appeasing her ugly appetite with MY food… or my son! Or do I have tell her because you don’t have the guts! Huh, boy? You have the guts, boy? At that point, she’ll make her own excuse and cut the date short.

5. Hell and the Devil

Tell her the funny thing that happened to you today; how you accidentally knocked an old gypsy woman into the mud and she cursed you to hell. Check your watch, because apparently in the next half hour the devil will Drag Me to Hell. Of course, anyone around you will be dragged to hell along with you. If that’s not enough, switch to Exorcist mode and talk like Linda Blair. If possible, do a complete 360 with your head and projectile vomit pea soup. That always seems to be the clencher.

If you’re not going to be straight up with your date when things go south, at least have the courtesy of being creative. Sometimes the most outlandish excuses are the most believable. Because, who would seriously use these excuses if they weren’t true?

Enjoy your date

Liz Vicious

Top 10 Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty

 

Top 10 Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty

10. She’s a goblin!

9. I’d like to get a little something in the sack.

8. Let me see your bag….OH! You’re having a great night!

7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

6. She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.

5. If you just lick it, it’ll last longer.

4. Show me your JuJuBees and I’ll let you see my Zagnuts.

3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth…

2. You scared me stiff!

1. He’s got Candy spread out on the living room floor!

 

Kids do this shit on Purpose I just know they do

Originally Written 7th October 2011

 Kids do this shit on Purpose I just know they do

A friend of mine came over with her KID he was like 2 at the time and got into everything and well never mind all that the story is this. He was in the room with me and I was thinking I would be nice and get him some candy from the store I go over to him and I ask, “do you like candy?” Yes “what kind of candy do you like?” whatchamacallit “ok umm do you like chocolate?” Yes “ok what kind of chocolate?” whatchamacallit whatchamacallit at this point I bend down putting my face close to his and I say “look kid what kind of candy bar do you want Reese-cup Hershey snickers what?” yeah YELLING THIS TIME whatchamacallit whatchamacallit get whatchamacallit “what the fuck is it called you little(^&^%$#)  what is  whatchamacallit?” CANDY “yeah I know ok whatchamacallit is candy now what kind of candy” whatchamacallit whatchamacallit “I put my hands on his little solders putting my face very close I said what the fuck is whatchamacallit?” he says CANDY CANDY “I am ready to pick him up and toss the little fucker in the pool” hoping he will be yelling whatchamacallit while he drowns",,
Then i hear his mom laughing her ass off behind me. I looked up over at her with fire in my eyes finding a new target for my rage I Yell “what the fuck are you laughing at” she says Lizzy The name of the candy bar is whatchamacallit. at this point I just wanted to kill both of them.
I went to the store and bought 12 whatchamacallit candy bars and 12 thingamajigs just in case some fucking friends kid happens to like thingamajigs (I never knew anything about whatchamacallit and I just had to make sure i bought them thingamajigs just in case.

Do not argue or get into conversations with kids.

(Just ask there parents what they like or whatever)

Liz (no longer talks to kids) Vicious

Exploring old Goth.

• Exploring old Goth.
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• thought it best if I could trace the roots of some of my favorate artist. Doing so I have found some new favorates along the way. I never new how many forgotten post punk pre goth bands there were. I feel the need to take this moment and praise those bands that paved the way for a delightfuly dark and fun goth future. The Virgin Prunes, Southern Death Cult, Alien Sex Fiend, Sisters of Mercy, Two Witches, 45Grave, March Violets, Black tape for a Blue Girl, Sex Gang Children, Fields of the Nephilim, x-Mal Deutshland, Eva o, Super Heroines, and many others. Thank you for your contribution to what I call home ‘Goth”.
• -Liz- xoxo
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Going to do laundry today

• Going to do laundry today
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• Argggg! God Damnit! Viktoria’s little stupid dog shit and pissed on my bed!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is a hate crime! I want to fuckin slap it into next month, but I skolded gently. (Besides i have other plans for the little Fucker) I suppose she did it because last night was the first time that no one was home at all. Viktoria went to see a Movie, I went out with a friend and no one else was home. When I came home I found the crime scene! So, today I must venture to the laundry mat, for Liz hath no washer nor dryer . It;s cool though, I have some new books to read while I’m there. peace love, and chicken grease.
• -Liz- xoxo

One more thing Viktoria

Howdy :)

• Howdy :) 
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  •  Hope everyones having a good day. Mines alright so far lol. Well i need a camera (picture camera) but i already have a video camera (even tho its not the best hahaha i deffinitly need a better one so i can give you the best of me) and am getting started on new content. it is SOOOO going to be way more badass than anything ive done yet.....aaaaaaaand... i met this incredibly gorgeous 6'1, 190lbs, dark blonde, deep blue eyed, thick ripped sexy as hell bad boy covered in muscles that is my wet dream come true and he is AMAZING in bed. i have NEVER been fucked like that in my life! he does things to my body i cant even do to myself and things i didnt even know my body could do. seriously folks.... he is litteraly magical! hahaha. and now that I have met him  its sooo on. i didnt know what sex really was until this bad boy got a hold of me. he knows my body better than i do and touches me and tastes me and
  • hmm should i really tell you more? Will I tell you more? I mite we will see. 
  • Click Howdy :)
  Kisses Liz oxoxox 
  

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