The Hottest Girl Names

 

There isn’t a single Sloan on the face of this planet who’s below an 8. Not one. Not a single Sloan in existence, or throughout history, is unattractive. I don’t know why it works out this way, but it does. It’s an exact science. When two parents find out they’ll be having a baby girl, and they decide to name her Sloan, they’re essentially saying right then and there, “This baby will grow up to be a fine piece of ass one day.” It’s weird, I agree.

Sloans are too good for you, partly because you’re a scumbag, but mostly because Sloan knows she’s a Sloan, and Sloans knows Sloans are so hot that they’re untouchable. They’re prissy and stuck up, a little bitchy even. But goddamn are Sloans sexy.
This list isn’t about which names are the hottest, but actually which names end up belonging to the hottest girls. I can’t say for sure that the name Sloan itself is a hot name, but every Sloan happens to be hot, therefore that name belongs to hot girls at a higher rate than any other. Make sense? Good.

The Names are in Ramdom Order I was not going to RANK
Each Name..

 (@Ravenangelpic insisted that I add 46 as he wrote it)
46. Liz – these girls are on the fence they tend to be fierce and run Hot and Cold changing moods in seconds but don't worries guys they are good in both moods Liz is the Hottest name
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There are many hot names for girls, and these are the hottest:
 
45. Devon – would be a lot hotter if she didn’t try so hard to fit in with the guys
44. Jackie – spends a lot of time balling in the rec center (will cross you up), which is weird, a little bigger than you like, but still looks good
43. Amber – knows how to dance seductively and does it regularly with her equally hot friends
42. Kate – a natural beauty who doesn’t have to try hard to be hot, gets ready to go out in 5 minutes
41. Danielle – skinnier than you usually go for, but an overall package that can’t be denied
40. Jessie – wears nothing but oversize tees and Norts, which is annoying – dress up for me one time
39. Stephanie – went from a 7 to a 9 after that boob job graduation gift from Dad
38. Sophia – full figured with darker skin, probably Italian, a fire cracker
37. Courtney – has a pair of blimps that could take out the eastern corridor’s entire power grid
36. Stacey – tall drink of water with T.Swift legs
35. Allison – goes by Ali, doesn’t stand out in a group but has an attractive personality that takes her to the next level
34. Molly – smokes a lot of weed and hooks up on the reg
33. Grace – hottest girl from your high school graduating class, went to a big state school
32. Lacy – has a tattoo she regrets and works at Twin Peaks, but that ass won’t quit
31. Bridgette – a daddy’s girl who’s looking for any opportunity to rebel and let her freak flag fly
30. Natalia – a blonde with an eastern European vibe, or possibly actually from eastern Europe
29. Elizabeth – goody two-shoes who owns bows and actually wears them out in public for some reason
28. Kelly – tight package, probably a former cheerleader, All-American looks
27. Haley – went through a nose ring phase and has a questionable tattoo, also has an ass for days
26. Shelby – even though she’s an alcoholic, Shelby is attractive, also likes to party and goes by “Shelbs”
25. Whitney – goes out a lot just to dance with her girlfriends, blows off guys who approach her
24. Riley – girls with guy names, there’s just something about them
23. Paige – Hot and willing to please
22. Lindsay – one of the guys who is always around, but it’s cool with everyone on account of her good looks
21. Maria – some Latin flavor with a lot of backside
20. Lauren – drinks a ton of beer yet somehow maintains a great body
19. Heather – flaky and ditzy but is a flirt and looks good in a bikini
18. Caroline – everyone knows Caroline’s a prude, don’t waste your time, but damn girl
17. Michelle – seems pretty tame on the surface but is a low-key freak with a sneaky hot body
16. Holly – has USDA certified prime beef yammers and she knows it
15. Candice – the name of possibly the hottest woman on earth belongs on here
14. Emily – a stacked brunette who makes good grades
13. Jordan – your second cousin who’s so hot that you’ve thought about hittin it on the low
12. Meagan – just a stupid hot body who flaunts it every chance she gets
11. Brooke – a pageant girl with big hair, also a prude who tells people she’s sassy, but really she just sucks
10. Taylor – in a top-tier sorority with a bunch of girls who look exactly like her
9. Ashley – there are so many Ashleys in this country, and so many of them seem to be scorching hot
8. Madison – Men get shit for having a girl’s name, but at least it’s a hot girl’s name
7. Samantha – goes by Sam, wifey material with a classic look
6. Savannah – your quintessential southern belle who’s a lady in the sheets and a freak in the sheets
5. Claire – country club hot with a judge for a father, a low-key sexual monster
4. Kennedy – new money hot, drives a white Range Rover, does a lot of coke
3. Reagan – might as well group the two ex-U.S. presidents’ names together, both are equally hot
2. Blaire – gorgeous princess type who’s not an easy nut to crack
1. Sloan – see above.

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When Does a Woman Know She Wants to have Sex with a Man?

 

There are a lot of different reasons a woman will decide to sleep with a man. The “how” and the “when” don’t really matter as much as the “why.” A man wants to sleep with a woman because he is drawn to her, and a lot of the time that draw is physical. I’m not saying there aren’t other factors involved, but a lot of it is how she looks, how she carriers herself and how other men respond to her.
For a woman, it’s often chemistry and curiosity that will make a woman want to sleep with a man. If it’s not because she is in relationship with him and wants to sleep with him because she loves him, then it is often going to be a burning question of chemistry and/or curiosity that sparks her sexual attraction

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A woman is always asking this question in her head: “Is he the one?” And I don’t mean “the one” in a “meant to be” kind of way. She is asking, “Is he the one with whom my chemistry will be off the charts?” If the spark is intense, than she begins to ask, “How good could the sex be?” Curiosity will get a woman in bed with a man faster than anything else. The reason for this can be deceiving. The chemistry can be crazy and insanely intense when making out and/or fooling around, but then fall flat in the bedroom.
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Sometimes the most Virtual Coaching  unlikely of connections, ones with very little chemistry, can burn into the most incredible fires when moving on to sex. But the question is always there. And because a woman is more complicated than a man in the way her body works, the question is always, “How good can the sex be?”
But if she doesn’t raise this question at all when she is with you, than she is not going to sleep with you. The questions of curiosity and chemistry must come into play at some point.
A woman isn’t going to sleep with you because you are “nice” or “sweet.” She will think of dating you if you are sweet or nice, but that won’t get her to sleep with you. And this is the curse of every “nice guy.” Why do women say they want a nice guy but end up with men that treat them badly? Well, there are a lot of reasons–insecurity, dependency, a toxic relationship, etc. But ultimately, it’s that men who are jerks often have confidence. Ah yes, I mentioned this before. Confidence creates a spark. It creates chemistry. A guy who isn’t confident will have a much harder time creating that chemistry; hence, the “nice guy” is passed over for the jerk, who can raise the question of how good the sex could be.

 Liz Vicious  xoxox

First Time Blow- July 3rd, 2007

FIRST TIME BLOW… Looking Back on my First 4TH

BLOWING SHIT UP!!! lol! Yeah tricked ya I know. Today was the first time I have ever baught, lit, set off, or whatever else..lol.. fireworks! I had a blast. Danzig Matthew held roman candles with me and showed me how to do it and the right way to hold it. Bill laughed his ass off while I kept bringing out the big shabang stuff for him to lite, then we would run and laugh and I would hide behind him to watch. I have never EVER until now played with any sort of fireworks. It was so much fun. I grabbed this thing called Haileys Comet and it was huge and looked loud and pretty. We set it on the ground and lit it and I went to run away but the boys wouldnt let me. They said I had to stay and watch and that nothing was going to happen…well…after the first two giant colorful balls of danger shot up and out it FELL OVER TOWARDS ME! lol! I freaked out and so did they because these big ass colorful fireballs of danger shot off everywhere and I ran like hell. I jumped straight in the drivers seat and shut the door and ducked…2 of the big ass fireballs of doom smacked right into the window and door after I shut it. We all geeked out. After it was done for sure I jumped out and kept saying TOLD YA SO YOU FUCKERS!!! lol! They were so scared cuz they thought I got hit. Well I will have all kinds of video fun of tomorrow night for everyone to see. Hopefuly I wont end up being one eyed Lizard…lol. Muah.
-Liz- xoxo

Happy Blow shit up day!!!

 

One of the best damn holidays ever! Hang with family and friends over a brew, a hamburger, and an explosive! Can’t get better than that! I am planning a big party for the events today! All my friends are coming over to celebrate and relax. I never had my own 4th before. It cool to be able to do this! I am proud of myself! Well, time to get started with preparations. Later. Have fun and a safe holiday.
-Liz- xoxo

things I'm curious about......that can drive me kind of nuts if I think about it too long...

Here is my list of 50 things that I’m perplexed and curious about….What do you wonder about??

1. has anybody ever really been abducted by aliens? are the grays for real??
2. where did all the ships go in the Bermuda Triangle??
3. Where is my twin? my Doppelganger? what would it be like to come face to face with her if she does exsist?
4. what are dreams exactly? where do they really come from? where exactly do thoughts come from anyway, or sudden creative urges, insights, memories, intuition?
5. are there colors we have never seen? what do they look like? (this one really drives me nuts when I think about it too long :)
6. Did I really have past lives or is this just this artist’s imagination run wild?
7. What will be my final thought before I exit?
8. are there parallel universes? what am I doing in one closest to this one right now??
9. Did we really really really land on the moon in 1969?? After hours of researching this on the internet and looking at both sides of the argument, I’m a lot more skeptical and think the conspiracy maniacs on this one may not be “cracked” after all……
10. what if I knew then what I know now, how would my life be different?

11. what will really (if anything) happen With the Nostradamus 2018 prediction?
12. why do some foods taste better after they have been in the fridge for a day, and you reheat them up?
13. where do socks go to, that disappear in the dryer? I wrote a poem about this that addresses one possibility.
14. Is creativity a bottomless pit? Did Jung have it right about the collective unconscious mind?
15. have my deceased parents really tried to communicate with me from the other side through turning on and off lights? or has this just been hopeful thinking on my part that they are thinking about me?
16. why do you have to see the word “terminal” so often on signs at the airport? Isn’t there a better word that could be used to describe which area you should go to?
17. why is there such a persistent perception in this world that lots of money will somehow bring security peace and happiness?
18. does anybody really remember being born? some claim they do. My earliest memory is about age 3.
19. what are apes thinking about when they are locked up in the zoo and people are looking, and laughing at them?
20. Is there a “heaven” for animals, like for your pets? dogs and cats, horses, etc?

21. Why is it that whenever I buy a new shirt, I will spill something on it the first time I wear it?
22. Has any home-run ball ever hit out of a stadium ever landed in a baseball glove that some kid left laying outside in the front yard of his house or apartment?
23. do all people who like chocolate experience the taste of chocolate in the same way. In other words…If I could experience the taste the way you do would it still taste the same?
25. why do people like jello?
26. are there hidden treasures in ground out in the front yard? or the neighbors front yard that has been buried there for hundreds of years? :)
27. what would be the loneliest thing about being totally famous? not like me i mean like Lady Gaga Famous.
28. what is time exactly?
29. is the universe infinite?
30. how tall would it be if all the cell phones in the world were stacked on top of each other?

31. why do people talk real loud on their cell phones in public?
32. what causes one to enter a “creative funk” from time to time?
33. why does music so powerfully evoke emotion, memory?
34. what do cats see that we don’t when they appear to look around at something in the air?
35. when if ever will there ever be peace?
36. is the next stage of human evolution to be able to link telepathically and be able to throw are cells phones away?
37. Is there an endless number of unique sneezing sounds that people make? are any two sneezes identical? Is is possible to always stifle a loud sneeze? even with little advanced warning?
38. how many really cool things have happened in the sky at night, but we didn’t see cause we never looked up enough?
39. why do men and women think so differently about so many things?
40. what would it be like to travel into space?

41. where do creative thoughts come from?
42. what would it be like to have the creative mind of Steven King?
43. How many times have I been very close to death, but never knew it?
44. is there a fountain of youth?
45. Is there a natural cure for varicose veins that really works?
46. why do so many young people sag their pants?
47. Is shyness a condition or a choice?
48. can love cure depression?
49. why do people in a long line at Starbucks in the morning always remind me of heroin addicts standing in line at the methadone clinic? :)
50. what do we learn from our mistakes? were they really mistakes?

Something to Help Men Understand what a Woman MEAN!

 

Men, just to make sure we are clear on the language of women 

1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don’t be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it’s your turn to help do things around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1).
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing . (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you – do not question or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
8. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “what’s wrong” – for the woman’s response refer to #3.
9. I’ll drive: this either means she is questioning your manhood, or she is (rightly) scared to death of your Richard Petty impersonation
10. Are watching (insert sport here) again? It’s chore jar time
11. Sure, you can buy that. Refer to #6
12. Come here: you are a puppy
13. You never listen: you never listen. Prepare for #5
14. Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying “FUCK YOU!”

This has been a Liz Vicious Service Announcement

Let’s Recap and i added a few more things ALL MEN SHOULD LEARN

We need     I want

It’s your decision     The correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want     You’ll pay for this later

We need to talk     I need to complain

Sure…go ahead     I don’t want you to.

I’m not upset     Of course I’m upset, you moron.

You’re…so manly     You need a shave and you sweat a lot

You’re certainly attentive tonight.     Is sex all you ever think about?

I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting!     I’m on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights.     I have flabby thighs.

Hang the picture there     No, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise     I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me?     I’m going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me?     I did something today you’re really not going to like..

I’ll be ready in a minute.     Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat?     Tell me I’m beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate.     Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!?     [Too late, you’re dead.]

Yes     No

No     No

Maybe     No

I’m sorry.     You’ll be sorry.

I’m not yelling!     Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

In answer to the question “What’s wrong?”

The same old thing.     Nothing.

Nothing.     Everything.

Everything.     My PMS is acting up.

Nothing, really.     It’s just that you’re such an asshole.

I don’t want to talk about it.     Go away, I’m still building up evidence against you.

Can’t we just be friends?     There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.

I just need some space     …without you in it

Can you help me with my homework?     If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.

Do I look fat in this dress?     We haven’t had a fight in a while

No, pizza’s fine     Cheap bastard (Unless your talking to me I love Pizza lol)

I just do not want a boyfriend now     I just do not want (you as a) boyfriend

I don’t know; what do you want to do     I can’t believe that you have nothing planned

I don’t really mind where we eat     ….As long as it’s the place I’ve already decided on

I like you but…     I don’t like you

You never listen     You never listen

We’re moving too quickly     I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend

I’ll be ready in a minute     I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.

Oh Yes! Right there     Well, near there; I just want to get this over with

I’m just going out with the girls     We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends

There’s no one else     I am doing your brother

Size doesn’t count…     unless I want an orgasm

Liz Vicious “I’m Just a Girl Who Can’t Say NO!”

It ain’t so much, a question, of not, knowing what to do I’ve known what’s right and wrong since i’ve been ten I’ve heard a lot of stories, and i reckon, that they’re true About how girls are put upon by men.

I know i mustn’t fall into the pit But when i’m with a fellar i forget
Don’t.. Stop,don’t, don’t …stop Don’t…stop….don’t, don’t stop

I’m just a girl who can’t say no I’m in a terrible fix I always say hey come on le'ts go Just when i oughta say nix
When a person tries to kiss a girl I know she oughta give his face a smack But as soon as someone kisses me I somehow sorta wanna kiss him back

I’m just a fool when lights are low I can’t be prissy and quaint I ain’t the type that can faint How can i be what i ain’t I cant sayyy no
Don’t…stop, don’t, don’t stop Don’t…stop, don’t-

Whatcha gonna do when a fella gets flirty, Starts to talk dirty? Whatcha gonna do? Supposin’ that he says that your lips are like cherries, Roses or berries?

Whatcha gonna do? Supposin’ that he says that you’re sweeter than cream And he’s gotta have cream all day? Whatcha gonna do when he talks that way, huh? Spit in his eye?
*spit*

I’m just a fool who can’t say no Kissin’s my favorite food With or without the mistletoe Hey i’m in a holiday mood

Other girls play coy and hard to catch But other girls ain’t having any fun Everytime i lose that wrestling match I have a funny feeling that i’ve won

Though i can feel the undertow I never make a complaint Till its too late for restraint Then when i want to i can’t I can’t sayyyyyy oh no

 

Don’t stop…don’t, don’t stop Don’t stop…don’t, don’t stop Don’t…stop…don’t, don’t stop x2 Don’t stop…don’t, don’t stop x2

I can’t say no oh oh no oh oh no ohoh no no no no yeah Yeah….. Yes yes yes 

Liz Vicious  a Girl who Can't Say No!