5 great drinks I started to make after FOUR LOKO stopped being an energy drink made with Red Bull

 

While Red Bull has been forced to acknowledge that the drink does not in fact give you wings, and FOUR LOKO has been forced to change its ingrediants and is no longer an energy drink as well as a drink. REDBULL  the drink makes an awesome mixer for your booze. Here are five of the best alcoholic drinks infused with the energy drink REDBULL.

 

1. Excitabull

1 oz. Vodka

1 oz. Peach Schnapps

1 can Red Bull

Cranberry Juice

Mix vodka, schnaaps and Red Bull in large glass with ice and top with cranberry juice

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2. HPNOTIQ Green Lantern

2 oz. Hypnotiq

1 oz. Vodka

1 oz. Red Bull

Combine all ingredients in small glass over ice. Garnish with lemon wedge.

 

3. Irish Trash Can

½ oz. Gin

½ oz. Light Rum

½ oz. Vodka

½ oz. Peach Schnapps

½ oz. Blue Curacao

½ oz. Triple Sec

1 can Red Bull

Combine alcohols in large glass over ice. Turn over Red Bull can into drink and let sit on top of the ice so that it continues to replenish the glass with Red Bull.

 

4. Vitamin C

2 oz. Stoli Orange Vodka

1 can Red Bull

Add Stoli to a glass of Red Bull on ice and blend.

 

5. Blue Bull

1 oz. 151 Proof Rum

1 oz. Citrus Vodka

1 oz. Blue Curacao

2 oz. Sweet and Sour Mix

1 can Red Bull

Mix alcohol and sweet and sour in a shaker. Pour into glass over ice and top with Red Bull. Garnish with an orange wheel and cherry.

 

 

..La Petite Mort.. French for “Orgasm” Meaning “The Little Death”

 

..La Petite Mort..
French for “Orgasm” Meaning “The Little Death”

The name given to her was MAB.
The name she chose was Liz Vicious.
She was conceived on All Hallows Eve.
She was a nymphomaniac.
She was a Vampire.
Her parents abandoned her when she needed them.
Her best friend was her little sister.
She didn’t give a fuck what anyone thought about her.
She wasn’t forced into her career.
She liked Candy Stixx.
She wanted to fuck Kristen Stewart.
She never knew what it was like to be in love.
They molested her, tormented her, lied to her..
She learned to be strong the hard way.
Trisha Uptown never let her down.
They will bury her in her bloody prom dress.

the end.

Approved break-up texts to send instead of ghosting

You date someone. You realise you don’t like them. You ghost them.

It’s easy, simple and effective. But enough of us have now been on the other side of it to know that being ghosted is actually horrible. Has the other person stopped replying because you just said something weird? Have they met someone new? Do they not actually like you? Have they died?

We often don’t explain our reasons for ending a relationship because it can feel impossible to know what to say. How do you reject someone kindly? What if they reply? And is there a non-awkward way to do it?

It turns out there is. the perfect message to send someone instead of ghosting them.

"Tbh it's been fun hanging out lately but I don't think we're meant to be a couple".

"To be honest" is a good way to deliver unwelcome news, while "I don't think we're meant to be a couple" is more gentle than some of the alternatives."

"Hi, hope you're good. I really enjoyed getting to know you but if I'm honest, I'm not feeling a real connection between us. It was lovely meeting you."

Sending a kindly worded but clear text is likely to make you both feel better. Most people don’t find it easy to end a relationship or to take responsibility for the decision, which is why they end up 'ghosting'. We tend to avoid difficult situations because we don’t want other people to think badly of us.

"I wanted to say that I really enjoyed us chatting and I would love to see you again, but for me it would be as friends. Not sure if you would be keen for that?"

I actually received this text from a guy recently, and it was the best rejection I’ve ever had! I wasn’t angry or upset.

I respected him for having the balls to say it - rather than just ghost me - and it was so eloquent I was fine with it.

"I feel we aren't compatible and this relationship isn't working for me. So I'd like to end all further communication and wish you the best in the future." 

A short, matter of fact note is best. Leaving no suggestion you’re open to changing your mind and making it perfectly clear these are your choices and you’re happy to own them without further debate. While nobody likes rejection, knowing where you stand is better in the long run.

"Hey (name) thanks for meeting me yesterday. I'm pretty sure you feel the same, but I didn't feel a romantic connection. Always awkward to be the first to say, but didn't want to be one of those [ghosts]."

This message takes full responsibility and makes it clear you don’t want to see them again, rather than something like "Maybe we can meet again at some undisclosed point in the future."

Which text would you use?

Tbh it's been fun hanging out lately but I don't think we're meant to be a couple.

Hi, hope you’re good. I really enjoyed getting to know you but if I’m honest, I’m not feeling a real connection between us. It was lovely meeting you.

I wanted to say that I really enjoy us chatting and I would love to see you again, but for me it would be as friends. Not sure if you would be keen for that?

I feel we aren’t compatible and this relationship isn’t working for me. So I’d like to end all further communication and wish you the best in the future.

Hey, thanks for meeting me yesterday. I'm pretty sure you feel the same, but I didn't feel a romantic connection. Always awkward to be the first to say, but didn't want to be one of those 👻

Final Thoughts

Keep this in mind for Next year

Thinking about dumping someone? Do it before December 17th*

’17th December seems reasonable. I feel like Christmas starts on the 21st so that’s a good amount of leeway – otherwise you have to wait until the 3rd of January.’ giphy-3 She’s right of course. Only a monster would dump someone between 21st December and 3rd January.

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’17th December seems reasonable. I feel like Christmas starts on the 21st so that’s a good amount of leeway – otherwise you have to wait until the 3rd of January.’ Only a monster would dump someone between 21st December and 3rd January.

Thinking about dumping someone? Do it before December 17th*

Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2016/12/06/thinking-about-dumping-someone-do-it-before-december-17th-6298124/?ito=cbshare
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MetroUK | Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MetroUK/

Thinking about dumping someone? Do it before December 17th*

Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2016/12/06/thinking-about-dumping-someone-do-it-before-december-17th-6298124/?ito=cbshare
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I had some great sex today!

A friend came to my house this afternoon,  my friend.

He has brown hair, beautiful blue green eyes, fit, and handsome to boot.

We were sitting on the couch together, cuddling and watching a TV show

on Netflix. He told me he wanted a blowjob, I laughed and said “Good Luck with that”, 

But i got to thinking and i was in a really good mood today so I started sucking and licking 

his 8 inch big and thick cock up and down. I began to start stroking him lightly, watching 

his big cock growing hard in my soft hands. As I watched him grow, I started to become horny,

and wanting his cock in my mouth. As I am stroking his cock, he tells

me,"Lizzy, get naked and let me see those tits as you suck my cock."

He removed my shirt by lifting it up above my head and over my shoulders

revealing my tits in my teal blue bra. He then started squeezing my

tits, becoming rock hard. He proceeded to unhook my bra, and started to

massage my breasts working his fingers around my sensitive nipples. As

he was massaging my nipples, I began to start licking up and down his

shaft while stroking his rock hard cock, while swirling my tongue around

the tip, making him lightly moan. I began taking his rock hard cock into

my warm, wet, and waiting mouth, taking inch by inch feeling his cock

twitch as I take more and more into my mouth. I start to moan as he is

fondling my tits, massaging each nipple one by one. I proceed to tell

him,"Mmm, baby don't stop! I love it when you gently pinch my nipples

between your fingers."

I began to feel my tight, shaven pussy become wet while I'm sucking on

his cock, and gently cradling his balls in my hand. When he had enough

of me sucking his cock, he pulled me up and grabbed my waist and told me

to sit down on his lap. I sat down and straddled his lap, and began to

kiss him, massaging my tongue with his while slowly grinding my pussy on

his hard cock that was sticking out of his boxers. He wrapped his hand

around his thick cock, and began to rub the head along my black lace

panties along my dripping wet pussy, making me hornier and hornier by

the minute. I wanted his cock so badly.

Before he started to pull my panties down, he slid his middle finger

into my panties, finding my clitoris, massaging it slowly until I became

hot and wet and had me wanting more and more. As he was massaging my

clitoris, his other hand slipped inside of my panties and found my

tight, warm and wet hole and slowly slid a finger into me making me let

out a little moan. I told him to finger fuck me hard and fast until I

cum. He began finger fucking me harder, then slipped another finger

inside of my wet cunt, making me moan more and more until I came all

over his fingers.He then took me into his hands, and laid me down on my

back.

I laid down on my back, as he climbed on top of me. He began sucking on

my nipples, as he slid his finger into my warm and waiting pussy. I

began to moan as he swirled his tongue around my erect nipples, while

finger fucking my pussy. When he was done, he began to kiss down my body

until his tongue met my little clitoris, taking it into his mouth,

gently nibbling and sucking on it. I started moaning while running my

fingers through his hair, telling him to give me more and more. I

started to cum, and kept moaning as he was licking my cum up.

He proceeded to take my panties off, then I got on top. He grabbed my

hips, and guided me down onto his rock hard cock that was dripping and

oozing with his pre-cum. As his cock slid into my pussy, I began to moan

as I felt my tight pussy squeeze around his big, thick cock . I began

slowly riding him,, feeling his cock hitting my g-spot. We were both

moaning each time as I bounced up and down on his cock . Lots of moaning.

As I kept riding his cock, his balls got tight, and his cock kept

twitching inside of me. I kept bouncing and bouncing until I came then I

felt his hot, sticky cum shoot up inside of my tight pussy. 

After he Left I took a shower and laid down for a bit I feel off into a deep sleep I had the greatest little dream but I think that's a story for another time :)  

When I woke up I had such a great time today I just had to write it down and now I am sharing it with all of you..

I hope all my Lizviciousians had a great day Like I did.. :)

A Sexy Fun Halloween Sex Story

Halloween Surprise (10/27/11)

When I was 24, I was dating the most amazing guy I had ever known and the sex was great. One time, around Halloween, we were both invited to a party at his friend's house. This house was the biggest house I had ever seen and it had many rooms with people having great sex in them!

I was wearing a slutty goth costume, with black boots, and stockings.  All the guys were complementing me on how great my ass looked.

My boyfriend was wearing a tuxedo because he was obsessed with James Bond (J.B. had sex every day!). After about two hours of talking to people and different guys coming up to me and telling me how great I looked, I started to get bored. I saw my guy talking at the bar and as I walked over there, I said to him, "Come upstairs with me, please. I want to show you something." I knew he got the "idea" because he started to get a hard-on.

As we walked upstairs, the only door that didn't have a sign that said "Please don't bother us, bitch!" had a pink door. When we walked, in the whole room was pink, and there were even some sex toys like dildos and edible thongs that were pink! Right then, he pushed me on to the bed and we started to kiss with passion. He took off his shirt, and soon I did too.

He started to grab my tits and I turned him over on his back and ripped my costume off and slowly moved down to the bulge in his pants. I started to work is big cock in my hands as he moaned in pleasure. I put it in my mouth and sucked on it so hard that as soon as I even put a finger on his balls, he blew his big load into my mouth and I swallowed every single drop.

Before he could get soft, I led his big cock into my pussy and rode him like a big horse. It felt like I was about to explode as I moaned and yelled as he held my tits We both came so hard, again and again and again. We were still laying on top of each other when we hear the door slam open and someone yelled, "Surprise!" We were so startled that we fell on the floor and 20 or so people rushed out of the room laughing. We were so embarrassed!

As we rushed out of the house we noticed that my boyfriend's car had the word FUCKERS on it written in shaving cream. As we were driving home, we were so quiet but then we both started laughing! When we went home, we had another mind blowing climax! In the end, we found out that the room we fucked in was the same room that our friend's little sister slept in and it was her birthday. We never went to another one of that guy's parties again!

What Your Doctor Really Means...

What the Doctor Really Means When He Says...
"This should be taken care of right away."
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.

"Welllllll, what have we here..."
Since he hasn't the foggiest notion of what it is, the Doctor is hoping you will give him a clue.

"We'll see."
First I have to check my malpractice insurance.

"Let me check your medical history."
I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.

"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."
I need the money, so I'm charging you for another office visit.

"We have some good news and some bad news."
The good news is he's going to buy that new BMW, and the bad news is you're going to pay for it.

"How are we today?"
I feel great. You, on the other hand, look like crap.

"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
I don't know what the heck it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.

"Everything seems to be normal."
I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.

"I'd like to run some more tests."
I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one 

A Halloween Sex Story ( Fingering the Dark Fairy)

 Fingering the Dark Fairy

 I had just gotten this dress -- shaggy and green. I had my long-sleeved black sweater on and I looked like the dark fairy. I wanted to because it was close to Halloween. My Guy friend and I had been Secretly going out for like a few weeks or something, and I was straddling him and he had his head on his pillow.

My dad (who was his employer, that’s how we met) called, and he was laying there talking to my dad, "Yeah...ok..right," and slid his hand up my dress, then he told my dad he had to go. We kissed and he played with the top of my silk blue  underwear, and then at the part in between my legs, not touching me, just pulling at it and letting it snap back.

I said, "You can do something if you want to," and he gave a look and said, "What?" and then slid his hand into my underwear and his finger was right on my clit.

I didn’t say anything and he stuck it inside me. I moaned a little and then he flipped me onto my back. He took off my shirt and I took off his, and we started kissing hard while he fingered me harder, then softer, then harder. I moaned and then went crazy when he twirled his fingers inside me. It was my first fingering and we did it like 100's of times after that. 

I Still think of him to this day when I am Fingering myself.

Have a great Halloween!

 ~Liz Vicious~